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More info on the Roland ep75 since I was asked about it via PM.

76 note weighted keyboard with touch sensitivity

8 preset tones using acclaimed HP series sounds

11 onboard piano accompaniment syles

5w x 2 stereo sound system.

Comes with stand, hard case, genuine Roland PSU, one pedal for "soft" or "damper". In as-new condition, never been gigged.

Looking for £200 ono

I'm open to offers on any of this stuff, I'm needing shot of most of it anyway, and the more cash I have to take with me the better. I can get photos sorted for any of the items if needed.

Strat is sold.

I have nae money left for our honeymoon so time to offload some stuff.

Encore Precision Bass

Not desperate to sell this but I will for the right offer. 4 string P Bass made ages ago. Weighs a ton and sounds ace.

Peavey MkIII Series 300 CHS Bass Head

150 watts - 4 ohms.

Ace amp, only selling because I have my old Laney beast working again.

Selmer Treble and Bass 50 Valve Head

70s amp, sounds ace and fully working.

Again, I'm not desperate to sell this but I will for the right offer.

Roland EP75 Electric Piano

Here is a link to the owners manual - http://media.rolandus.com/manuals/HP-130_EP-85_EP-75_OM.pdf

This belongs to the Missus, she bought a real piano a few years ago so this is superfluous now.

Comes with hard case and stand. It is in full working order.

Morley Classic Wah

Bought for use with my bass but it doesn't handle it, especially as down-tuned as mine is. Ideal for guitar. Unused other than one practice to find it is nae use. Even comes packaged in its original box.

Morley Pedals - Classic Wah Pedal

I plan to buy the Dual bass version when I am in the States, they are ace pedals.

Open to decent, sensible offers on all of the above. Photos available on request Based in Aberdeen, will deliver within a reasonable distance.

My awesome tshirt.

I am looking for a Laney FS2 footswitch. If anyone has one lying unused, or if anyone has a wiring diagram so I can make my own one up, please give me a shout. Cheers

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I didn't realise it was Maddox at first. I thought someone had just pinched his material. I remember seeing this at high school, so, that must be about 99/00?

Is his website still going? My favourite was the picture he drew of his balls.

The Best Page In The Universe.

Yip. His method for splitting up with a girlfriend is the best. "Headbutt her in the tits......"

Not all of the gold in Fort Knox would encourage me to get into a car with a learner...

*shudder*

Wish I had the cash to buy this! Curses!

Raging Speedhorn

Superjoint Ritual

Eyehategod

And from out-with sludge...

Sikth, NATAS and Eminem.

This gig was a blast, both to play and to watch! Thanks to the promoter and to everyonerhat stood rather slack-jawed as we made our own particular brand of noise!

They have Tactical Nuclear Penguin at 40 a bottle.

Jeebus, my bottle as only 32!!

I got my Sink the Bismark for 40!!

o_O

I've been paranoid for years.

Mega LULz for all of the usual humourless comments that follow that particular statement.

Tomorrow, huzah!

This should be a cracking gig. Awesome lineup!

YouTube - Guano Apes - Lords of the boards (Snow) - Always loved this, they had an appeal that most bands of that era didn't. The fact that Sandra Nasi? is infinitely more attractive than Fred Durst may have helped.

EYEHATEGOD - Southern Discomfort

COC - Rabid Dogs

Iron Monkey - Cornucopia

Hatebreed - Bound to Violence

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On

Bongzilla - Weed Witch

Spiers & Boden - Doleful Dance of Death

Soilent Green - Last one in the Noose

Crowbar - Still I Reach

Clutch - Space Grass

Pantera - It Makes Them Disappear

Neurosis - Enclosure in Flame

Best Aberdeen gig in ages (not counting Wormrot), a damned fine evening. So glad I got back from France on Sunday so I could catch it!

Phil Anselmo

Stephen Hawking

Eddie Izzard

I'm going to napalm Northfield.

Can I have some warning, just so I can take the washing in? Cheers.

Dear God, Not My Face.

If you don't use that as a band name, I will!

Today I learnt that I can use Photoshop to batch convert a folder of over 100 images with an automated action to add a 2 pixel border to each image. That's awesome.

Photoshop Batch commands are a lifesaver for pishy jobs.

" we have CDs for sale. 5 pounds!"

Me please, I will have one!

Hoping I will be free for this one, should be a good 'un.

I have an Encore Precision I am willing to sell. 80 and it is yours.