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Aye, 2 years ago, you fucking chonger.

That's the main problem with ditching the socials right there... I have to make sure folks I actually want to get in touch with have my number. I'll pm you. What you doin over here?

Going on holiday in May, and I got an e-mail from Easyjet this morning titled "Important Changes to your Booking" The opening line was "We regret to inform you that there have been unavoidable changes made to your booking. See below for your amended departure and arrival times". I'm preparing to flip my desk over at this point, as something seems to always go wrong with Easyjet, but I'm just always sucked in by those low, low prices. They go on to explain that instead of landing at 9:20am on the day of departure, we'll now be landing at 9:15am. I feel like Bluths in Arrested Development when they're around the doctor who is terrible at explaining. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Getting shot of all forms of social media has been pretty ace-ic. Between the FBI manny looking through your laptop camera, Zuckerberg selling your data and the whole fake news thing... it's all getting a bit toxic. Was never a rabid facebook user but would idly scroll through most days. Don't miss that site in the slightest. Twitter was good for football stuff and the occasional lol but too many annoying opinions I really didn't want to know about kept popping up no matter how hard I tried to suppress them. Instagram is fairly harmless but its still a time suck and no matter how casual you are with it, you're still chasing that like-dragon. Only thing now is... noone talks to me anymore. Don't have fb messenger or instagram messages so I get nae memes or invites to social gatherings. ...It's bliss.