My wifeburd is as intelligent as me, at least. It's bloody great; we can talk and stuff. I've gone out with wimmin before who were not very smart and, frankly, the appeal wears off. Back to one of the original points about asexuals masturbating: masturbation can be a physical impulse and not a sexual one. From a guy's POV, sometimes it just pops up, so to speak, and needs attended to. While most people cannot seem to get their head around it, the asexual male is not thinking about women, men, nor sexual imagery while he is knocking one out; rather, he is sorting out his body's needs. This can be confusing, because people associate masturbation/climaxing with pornogrophy or simply with having sexual thoughts. The asexual fella does not. He simply wanks til he spaffs, sans fantasisation. It's true because I read it on teh internetz