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  1. You have teeth where?!?!
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  3. My wifeburd is as intelligent as me, at least. It's bloody great; we can talk and stuff. I've gone out with wimmin before who were not very smart and, frankly, the appeal wears off. Back to one of the original points about asexuals masturbating: masturbation can be a physical impulse and not a sexual one. From a guy's POV, sometimes it just pops up, so to speak, and needs attended to. While most people cannot seem to get their head around it, the asexual male is not thinking about women, men, nor sexual imagery while he is knocking one out; rather, he is sorting out his body's needs. This can be confusing, because people associate masturbation/climaxing with pornogrophy or simply with having sexual thoughts. The asexual fella does not. He simply wanks til he spaffs, sans fantasisation. It's true because I read it on teh internetz
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  4. Those are fucking MENTAL dreads.
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  5. Okay, a bandana is probably better than a pillow case. You could refer to yourself as "Prison John W" as well.
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  6. On Friday I had a teleconference with my replacements in India and managed to time it so that the fire alarm went off just as I got to the bit where the teleconference software asks you to say your name so it can play it to the other attendees - i.e. "Chris Officer has joined the meeting". So when I entered the phone call what they actually heard was 2 minutes of a shrieking fire alarm followed by the sound of a grown man struggling to say his own name through a fit paralysing giggles. Then of course they also got the same when I left the meeting.
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  7. Earlier I posted a comment about me sleeping with a lesbian but I thought that people might misunderstand what I was saying. (And so I deleted it) I don't want there to be this issue of me undermining individual sexuality. I certainly don't want to undermine lesbians. The point is that sex is complex and cannot be easily pigeon-holed. And yes, my girl was adamantly lesbian, not bisexual. I used to enjoy the sex with her but it was a lot different. I hope people understand this and don't think I'm undermining lesbianism. I come back to this idea that when you try to fit people into a pre-conceived mould of how they should behave you end up in trouble. A lesbian can wish for cock and still remain a lesbian. Sexuality is perceptual and not simply action based.
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  8. You can't drink a pint of Bovril!
    1 point
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