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Isnt HMV free postage, it always has eben when I've bought there ? Like anything else it depends what you buy and when you buy it HMV has the complete Frasier boxset for 39.99 which is 20 cheaper than anywhere else at the moment, which when you think about it is 50% of the sale price better than anywhere which is a huge saving, really just depends what your looking for.

Not being able to buy as many boxes of painkillers as I want. I get headaches all the time, so buying a few boxes so I always have some in makes sense right? But no, if I'm buying more than 2 boxes, then obviously I'm doing it to give myself liver failure in the hope of kicking the bucket. Heap of shit. They have no qualms about someone buying enough bottles of spirit to swallow their own tongue. You could fill a trolley full of vodka if you so wished and completely pickle your ciculatory system, yet I can't buy 3 16-pack boxes of 20p paracetamol? What about a 6 pack of Mineral Water? I could fucking drown. Fuck you.

Horny fat wife in stockings and high heals, puts on a cape. She bursts into the bedroom and shouts to her husband "Superpussy!" He looks up and says, "I'll have the soup."