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Time for a bit of nostalgia What were you watching when you were a wee nipper? My favourite show was always I bought it on dvd a few years ago and it's still ace For so long I didn't realise that was a play on words. I thought it was the character's name in the original story too I spent a couple of years obsessed with Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles I don't really remember anything that happened in this show, but I did like it a lot. It's possible I liked the intro credits of this more than the actual show.

Gayness I assume.

People at work are just horrible, no matter where you work. Someone brought in a box of Celebrations, because of a colleague in the office retiring. The guy I sit next to (the one I usually moan about for being an abhorrent, dispicable human being) grabbed the box, took them to his desk and fished out every single Malteaser and Galaxy Caramel and Truffle (i.e. the best ones) and put them in his drawer. Just awful. He does it with Roses too. He takes every single Caramel Keg and Fudge. He thinks its justified because "they are the only ones I like, so I'll eat those, and everyone can have the rest that I don't like". Not a hint of guilt or irony about it. He actually think that what he does is fair because of that. I'm going to bring in a box of Roses, extract the Caramel from every Caramel Keg, and fill them back up with my own piss. Dig in, fucko.

Todays pet hate: CAPTCHA words that I can't fucking read!

Jim Davidson, the pointing cunt. Glenn Beck, the pointing cunt. Richard Littlejohn, the pointing-at-his-own-cheek cunt. Gary Bushell, the pointing cunt.

That guy from the Volvic Challenge advert who says "I'm just gonna have a cheeky Volvic". Who does he think he is - Jamie Oliver? Knob!