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Right, Im a little bit late to the party for work-related gripes, but Im having a bit of a rough day on the sales desk today so fuck it. First of all, what is the fucking deal with bus pass holders? You are not Gods gift to public transport just because you are entitled to use it for free, you know. Some people (mostly OAPs) piss and moan like nothing on Earth when you ask them for their 50p booking fee. Its only fifty fucking pence you miserable old fruitbat! Fucks sake. There are some people paying upwards of 40 for the same ticket theyre getting for 50p, and some of them still look at you like youve just pissed on their leg. Thats an absolute disgrace, seems to be their catchphrase. No, you uppity piece of shit, whats a fucking disgrace is the fact that you have the nerve to come in here and complain about paying the MASSIVE sum of fifty pence to get all the way to Glasgow and back, when most people are paying around about 20! Most of them are very grateful for it, but 1 out of 10 are just complete and utter dickholes. But its supposed to be free!. Just eat shit, crusty. Another one; people who, when you tell them something that disappoints them, take a massive strop and walk away shouting and swearing. This morning a group of lasses came in asking for info on a First Bus service. I explained that I couldnt really help them as I dont know much about First Bus (working for Stagecoach and all), so theyd either have to phone First (I gave them the phone number) or go up to their Union Street office. All of a sudden their faces look like those of a bunch of bulldogs sucking on lemons. Fat lot of use you are, one of them says, and they storm off like a bunch of elephants, saying shit like what a fuckin wanker, and useless prick. I genuinely angered these people, and I have absolutely no idea why! Some people are just fucking arseholes, man. If I speak to you politely then I expect you to do the same, so wind your neck in and stop being such a grouchy cuntbucket, eh? Another one is people that expect to be served when were closed. The lights are off, the shutters are down, there are closed signs up at every desk plus signs that clearly state the closing time SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW?! Its just a question! Bullshit. Just a question turns into another question, which turns into another, and another, and soon enough ten minutes have passed and the customers pissed-off because Ive already counted my money and cant sell them a ticket. I just say sorry, were closed to anyone who knocks on the window now. Its just not worth the hassle. Fair enough if its just a couple of moments after Ive closed and Ive still not counted my cash, then Ill usually help them out, but they can fuck off if you think Im going to spend 10 minutes sorting out my float/computer and changing my paperwork just to sell a ticket after Ive cashed up. Again, people seem to get really pissed-off when I cant serve them after closing time too. I dont really give a fuck, though. Its their own fault for not coming through when we were open. Phew. Forgive me for the length, but Ive got to remain polite and calm when serving these people and I need somewhere to let off some steam .

beats of rage = clear gay fail.

i used to just flirt with the bouncer to get in, flutter my eyelids and such