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Gordon? Is that you?

Paul Whitehouse was on the same flight down to London from Aberdeen that I was on. He spent ages in the toilet. Quite literely a 'Crap Spot'.

When the banks all went tits up, the call centre sacked them. Possibly.

well in the last thread we got to about 10 pages before we said anything so....ignoring it doesnt really make that much of a difference, but it does make sense. and what we said there was a personal dig at him as we know who he is and he constantly speaks shit about us for no reason but seems to think what he says is true and actually did happen....when its clearly exaggerated.

Jack Nicholson once mistook me for Kevin Bacon.

Watched The Wrestler last night. After all the great reviews I was looking forward to seeing Mickey Rourke's alleged return to form. It wasn't dull, it was awful, like a second-rate TV movie disguised as a cool, hip indie flick. The amount of money they wasted making this could have been better spent feeding a third world country. It has every cliche in the book - the wrestling version of, say, a bad Rocky. The music starts with Quiet Riot blasting Mental Health then a bit of Ratt (Round and Round) then Accept/Scorpions/Cinderella and GNR, and just when it's a hair band singalong it's ruined by Bruce Springsteen crooning The Wrestler - fuck it is so crap. Micky Rourke's wrestler would have been great played by Jean Claude Van Damme. What a load of old shit