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bloody gaelic gibberish, it's not even a proper language, heeeckle-hovcklle helicopter, ochtle tootle fuzz box, inka boochle bothy entirely flooded with whisky. etc.

holy buggery, why was that nae in the press and journal? front page story and all. Bugger it, i sometimes see the boy sid at Toms when we're in he's a guid laugh. One time he told us a great story about being covered in fake blood and getting into problems with the manager of the Prince of Wales. you can come roon for tea sometime if you like, we're getting one of them parasol/awning things so we can take the sea air on an afternoon, it'll be rare. I hear they have smack head hookers in Buckie as well...so i'll be a happy chappy, i'll go pick afew up in the Volvo, get them pissed on Vodka and take smart videos on me phone.... aye, and it's a proper scientific interest- nae a perversion. right, see yis later.

Tony should see an osteopath. There's one at Carden Medical Centre in Carden Place (city centre) that sorted me out. Here name is Valle Ruiz but you pronounce it Baji. You don't need to be registered at that practice to see the osteopath there, she merely rents space from them. It's no expensive, and totally painless. Carden Medical Centre 0845 3376330