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[Biz]

HEY Dinna drag me intae yer drunken argument ye bams, I'm only here to see if there's ony gigs on the horizon, but sadly the site is pretty duff at giving me the info I need .
Aberdeen Music? where? when? , and dinna say The Whats on guide, at the Top right of the screen , or the shite on the Forums at the top left OR I'll fucking burst . Richt, that's ma wee rant ower for the day, if ye fancy an argument, you could do worse than ging doon The Moorings, Tan a heap o weird drinks and argue wi yersel in the wonky fairground bit o metal masquerading as a mirror in the gents . At least ye get discount for dressing as a Pirate, Ha Harrrr min .
I thocht Sidca was that scary guy wi the curly hair - or maybe Craig - (I'm off in a huff),( oops, no I'm nae, ma lead is stuck in the door ) the bass player

Oi! Sidca! You fuckin BAM!

Foos yer fuckin doos big man?