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[Diesel]

Not sure if this is the right forum as this post has more do do with Rangers fans than the actual sport of football, but here goes anyway...

Last week, I had a few days away in London with my lovely new girlfriend and this is an account of a surreal incident that occurred on the Underground...

We had been doing the tourist thing pretty much all day and were heading back to our hotel in Kensington on the Piccadilly Line (changing onto the Circle Line at South Kensington).

We were both pretty tired and I dozed off and when I woke up, our carriage was a sea of Royal Blue "Carling" branded shirts, filled with big fat tattooed men who were very, very drunk (just back from the Arsenal/Gers game I presumed).

"Oh fukkin no!" was my initial reaction.

Anyway, we sat quietly and nothing happened for the first few stops, the one of them - an older guy - spotted my girlfriend, who's black.

"Awright doll,?" he slurred, "you're pure gorgeous by-the-way, yiv goat that lovely broon skin, so ye huv"

G/F looks at me in a panic.

"S'awright doll, wur no' racist, so we urnae, aw Jock Tamsons bairns, y'know? Rabbie Burns....Rabbie Burns, he wiz the man, so he wiz!

"Jist like Nelson Mandela, so he wiz, Nelson Mandela wiz the man, soartit aw thae racist cunts out so he did...."

He then bursts into a chorus of "Free Nelson Mandela", just as our train arrives - mercifully - at South Kensington.

So, we got off at the station and left a trainload of Rangers fans, all enthusiatically belting out "Free-eeeeee Nelson Man-delaaaaaaaaaa"

You couldn't make this shit up! - I just wish I had recorded it on my mobile. It would have been a YouTube classic.

[I'm Your God Now]

So the fact they are Rangers fans has what to do with it?

[Bigsby]

What a bunch of cunts.

[Original Spies]

It should probably just generally be about drunken football fans in public, because 99% of the time, they are ALL fucking mindless idiots.

[Skacel]

Originally Posted by I'm Your God Now

So the fact they are Rangers fans has what to do with it?

Because they were Rangers fans?

Just look at what they did in Manchester. Cunts the lot of them.

[Bigsby]

Originally Posted by I'm Your God Now

So the fact they are Rangers fans has what to do with it?

I'm not going to say that ALL Rangers fans are cunts, but incidents like this, when added to all the Manchester stuff, certainly seem to confirm my long held view that they have a higher proportion of cunts following them than any other team.

[I'm Your God Now]

Originally Posted by Skacel

Because they were Rangers fans?

Just look at what they did in Manchester. Cunts the lot of them.

Ahhh that old chesnut, The usual absent minded response.

200,000 in Manchester, a few hundred causing trouble.

Aye, ALL of them.

[Original Spies]

Celtic fans smashed up a good number of seats at Eastlands after their 2-1 FRIENDLY defeat to Man City the other day. How about Glasgow on a whole gets sawn off and kicked out to sea?

[I'm Your God Now]

If I remember correctly, you lot had good fun in Madrid.

[calum]

Originally Posted by I'm Your God Now

If I remember correctly, you lot had good fun in Madrid.

You mean when regular Aberdeen fans got attacked by Atletico's ultras then battered by the police? Aye, that was a right laugh. The work of the casuals no doubt!

You fucking balloon.