Genuine Glasgow 5-A-Side League Team Names

[SteveCrisis]

No doubt thisll be moved to the humour forum but 'll post it here just now:

Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Fatzio
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Barearselona
Bayern Bru
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16's
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan

[Alan Cynic]

I like Fred West Ham best!

Locally I was always impressed by Byron Munich.

Here's my own list of vaguely usable team names...

Rotten Weiss Achen
A C Sienna Miller
F C Groan again
Werther's originals Bremen (or Wer der hell is Bremen?)
F C Bored-O
Bore us all Dortmund
Life on Marseille
S L Mr Ben-fica
Lazyo
PMT Eindhoven (ladies team)
Fuddenham Hotspur (another ladies one)
Knickers Offenbach (yet another ladies team)
Misfortuna Dusseldorf
F C Colon
Barras St Germain (for a Glasgow team, obviously)
Nothing Toulouse
Ulterior motive Leipzig
Sporting Goujon
F C Nae-very-Nice
Fireman Sampdoria
Boaking Juniors
Slovenly Bratislava

[Lucky Rathen]

There's a junior team in Aberdeen called Inter Milamb which always makes me chuckle...

[idol_wild]

Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.

In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?

[Lucky Rathen]

After the sucess of this thread: Wrestler's who's names sound like food.
let's do footballers/ managers with foody names.

Roy Bean.
Marcello Chippy
Jamie Spamfield.
Flander Diamond.
Richard Toaster (Foster)
Scott Brown Bread
Evander Sno-Cone
Paul Hartley's Jam
Massimo Donuti
Franck Le Bouef
Dennis Parma Viollet
Brian McEclair
Alan Smiths Crisps
Joe Cola-bottles
Pickle-las Anelka
John Terry's Chocolate Orange
Oreo Ferdinand

[Alan Cynic]

Darren Big Mackie
Nosh Walker
RonaldMcDonaldinho
Thierry's All Gold Henry
Luis Figroll
Artur Porridge (Celtic goalie)
Nachos Novo
David Rowie-son



(old timers)......
Liam Bradie
Gordon Bannocks
Nobby's nuts Stiles
Jim Baxter's soup
Gerd Muller rice
Mara-doner

[Sam L4]

Originally Posted by idol_wild

Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.

In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?

I can play in goal, and enjoy it. Although, it would depend when you play ect as i am between Glasgow and Aberdeen.

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by idol_wild

Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.

In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?

Can't believe my all-time favourite team name hasn't been listed - Surreal Madrid!

I'm ex-Junior and a pretty awesome defender, but am utter gash in goals - which doesn't really help you in any way at all.

[idol_wild]

Originally Posted by Diesel

Can't believe my all-time favourite team name hasn't been listed - Surreal Madrid!

I'm ex-Junior and a pretty awesome defender, but am utter gash in goals - which doesn't really help you in any way at all.

No it doesn't help at all.

Though I'm just thinking. Maybe we should start an aberdeen-music 5-aside team and enter a team down at goals...I think we'd get some nifty players.

Those interested in playing one night every week, leave your name here:

Me.

[Alan Cynic]

I used to play amateur league (and 5-a-side), and I'd enjoy a game.

BUT I was about 3 stone lighter, a quarter of a century younger and didn't have cartilage problems in those days, so would be of no use now