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[Diesel]

The worst two I ever heard - and these were read out to me from a gossip mag (you know the ones about historectomies, rape, incest and Collen McSlagbag).....

Shanna-Blu

Cheyenne-Ikea

No shit!

Only the schemie, chavvy,minky underclass would name a kid after a fucking flat-pack superstore.

[Alkaline]

Originally Posted by Diesel

Only the schemie, chavvy,minky underclass would name a kid after a fucking flat-pack superstore.

Well it is mooted that 1 in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed. Maybe it was a homage to that

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by Alkaline

Well it is mooted that 1 in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed. Maybe it was a homage to that

In that case, I should change my name to Paul MK1 Escort

[Jimmy Lucifer]

Originally Posted by SteveCrisis

Not forgetting Jermain Jackson calling one of his sprogs Jermajesty.

Great stuff! If I ever have children I hope I won't let common sense get in the way of a cheap laugh at the expense of their name.

Originally Posted by Larsen B

You are joking aren't you?

Here's a picture,of him, what do you think?

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by DustyDeviada

Here's a picture,of him, what do you think?

Cute.

Is he going to be a left-hander (looking at the angle of the mandolin)?

[Andy Mulhern]

Originally Posted by Sam L4

I remember reading on teletext about a guy who's songs middle name was every players last name in the Celtic starting eleven. I can't find it on the internet but it was round the era of Jorg Cadette and Paolo Di Canio. Funily enough they left out Van Hoijdonk. I hope that kid has grown up to be a rangers fan.

My dad (who incidentally was in Lisbon for the final in 67) tells a "story" about a child born shortly after in Glasgow being given middle names of the full winning team - something like

Name "Simpson Craig Gemmell Murdoch McNeill Clark Johnstone Wallace Chalmers Auld Lennox" Surname

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by Andy Mulhern

My dad (who incidentally was in Lisbon for the final in 67) tells a "story" about a child born shortly after in Glasgow being given middle names of the full winning team - something like

Name "Simpson Craig Gemmell Murdoch McNeill Clark Johnstone Wallace Chalmers Auld Lennox" Surname

That is a true story.

Originally Posted by Diesel

Cute.

Is he going to be a left-hander (looking at the angle of the mandolin)?

I hope not, he won't be able to play any of my guitars!

That said, he could follow in the steps of Gary Moore and Mark Knopfler who are both lefties who play right handed, apparently leading to them having great vibrato as a result.