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[lepeep]

it's a shame it wasn't a woman, "it looks like someone tried to bunker off" (please don't take that as a misogynist statement...it appeared to me like that on second read, bitches.)

[Alan Cynic]

There's a Hot Chip joke in there, too.

Wouldn't it be great if it was Donald Trump!?

[Scorge]

Maybe it was the Bogeyman?

[Bigsby]

I can't believe you guys are making light of this. Someone has died for god's sake.

To get serious again, the police wood like to talk to anyone who was within range of the course last night.

I just don't understand how somebody could Faldo something like this.

[Alan Cynic]

....it might've been Tony Cracklin'?

He keeps several irons in the fire.

But you're right, Bigsby..it was pretty rough on the poor guy.

[Peterhead Dave]

D'you think he might have been making a toasted sand wedge?

[Alan Cynic]

Like it!!!!!!


Maybe he was an escaped convict who had only ever been allowed one flag in his cell, and was running around collecting every flag on the course when 2 of them rubbed together and burst into flames....so it was all the result of a con-flag-ration?

[lepeep]

he might have just gone for a walk with a bottle, and got bleezin. Perhaps he stumbled upon a match?

[Lucky Rathen]

Burn-hard Langher?
Vijay Singed?

[Teabags]

This is quite possibly the sickest but most amazing topic ever.

There's no fair way to say it, but we're all complete bastards.