Johnson Bans Scots from London Tube - aberdeen-music

Sam L4 · **Johnson Bans Scots from London Tube -** 08-05-2008, 20:45

The Daily Mash - JOHNSON BANS SCOTSMEN FROM THE TUBE

Tubthumper · 08-05-2008, 21:07

Let's face it...we are all a bunch of cunts.

pogofish · 09-05-2008, 08:42

Just don't carry a table leg n''all! :eek:

Johnny Mac · 09-05-2008, 09:45

Well, that was hilarious.

What a riot Boris is.

I'm going to get STEAMING on the tube when i'm in London next week.... i'll show those pricks.

Lucky Rathen · 09-05-2008, 11:10

"As we all know the Scot is incapable of sitting on anything with wheels attached unless already drunk, or carrying enough booze to knock out an Irish bank manager and his wife for a weekend."

Ha ha, that's oddly true. Scotrail trains are just mobile pubs.

Sue Denim.. · 15-05-2008, 20:45

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Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

Ha ha, that's oddly true. Scotrail trains are just mobile pubs.

Especially the affectionately named 'Alcohol Express' from Aberdeen to Glasgow.

An offshore workers favourite route. Commonly mentioned in the tea-shack that if you want a table by yourself, buy a 6 pack and leave it in open view on the table.