|
|
#17 (permalink) |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Complete and utter devotion and awareness of our countries numerous historical failures. I don't think anyone has more of a sense of humour about the state of their own country than the Scots.
The National Anthem should be "We're shite and we know we are". That scene in Trainspotting where they discuss being Scottish should be used by the Tourist Board, it's everything you need to know about the country summed up in a couple of minutes. "I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference." Last edited by Swingin' Ryan; 15-11-2006 at 00:38. |
|
|
|
|
|
#19 (permalink) | |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
Every 'devoted Scot' I know can be described by Mr Welsh's choice words right there. |
|
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Cobain makes millions... | Paulscoconutass | Music Discussion | 2 | 27-10-2006 11:17 |
| An old favourite makes a re-appearance! | Lucky Rathen | General Discussion | 15 | 07-05-2006 12:12 |
| Makes me smile a lot | TiggyJarvie | General Discussion | 17 | 24-11-2005 16:58 |
| George Wankshaft Bush makes wild claim | ()Papaspyrou() | General Discussion | 11 | 08-10-2005 20:42 |
| what makes a great album | blinkin biggie | Music Discussion | 24 | 21-09-2005 16:05 |