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[patrick boo]

Nicole Kidman is a cartoon character who has just been squeezed down a tube.

[betamax]

the orcs were too easy to kill

in real life the orcs would have won

[Lester Burnham]

Those Orks... they ain't so easy to kill in the video game... even though I'm that sexed up Legolas chap...

you should get the game... it's bloody good... a nifty challenge too.

Recommended my my nerdy alter ego (yes I have about 4... maybe 5 egos now)

[betamax]

im still stuck on Manhunt

Those Nazi skinheads are much harder to kill than Orcs

Do you get kill Gollum in the game? Bash his stupid face in? Little bastard.

[Lester Burnham]

I haven't gotten that far yet... I'm about halfway through. Though ba;dy git did guide me with Frodo and Sam up a castle thing... I tried to kill him them but it didn't work... and Sam is a psycho motherfucker with his sword.

I'm at those big gate things right before the scary mountain (Mordor? Something like that) and there's about a thousand orks on my ass... then 3 big fuck off elephants.... argh!

The game I have is the third one... I've only seen the first film... so I dunno if that baldy git is in this game... I think if I complete the hobbits path, and the king's path then I unlock some of the other characters... of which I think baldy git is one.

Manhunt sounds ace.... I've heard its a more brutal version of Grand Theft Auto... yes?

[betamax]

Manhunt would make a great film.....Westworld meets American History X meets Clockwork Orange all in a fuzzy snuff style. With no plot. Hobbits are twats. If there is a best Lord of the Rings film its the first one.....the others just get worse. Obviously plastic trees talk in Devon farmers accents etc........and none of the good people die.

[Lester Burnham]

None of the good ones die? That sucks... I want Aragon to die... he's the man of men... he should die just to save Frodo at the last minute... plunging into the flames of Mordor at the last minute, saving all of middle earth.

And that fecking dwarf with his axe... he's a pain in the arse.... he should also die... his voice is annoying.

Legolas should live... he is sex. Blood red isn't his colour.

Same should also die... because people losing friends in films tends to be good... a bit of emotional strain and all that.

Pfft.... not enough death if you ask me.

Oh dear.... I sound like a nerd.

Still a damned good game though. I hurt my right thumb from doing all the combo's when I was battling the ork army...

[Hogisbald]

Bilge because LOTR is popular

[Rock_Princess]

Liked the first and second, hated the third.

really? i absolutley loved the 3rd film even had me in tears at parts it was that good.