What is all this? - Page 3 - aberdeen-music

delboy · 12-02-2004, 14:16

are we veering towards dare i say such a word on this cutting edge lunatic asuylm forum.....

Rockier Michael Bolton??????

bryn · 15-02-2004, 22:59

come to drummonds 2moro see my band

or u wont be accepted into planet boo agen

Godshole · 16-02-2004, 21:40

Bryn, I fear your power to exclude myself from my Geo stationary orbit in my Banana craft is a'kin to my ability to present myself at your Gig in the Male Duck by the turning of the earth moon. My apologies are now in your hands. I suggest, on the off chance a pissed comet drags me into a photon bending ride towards earth, that you create a large vat of ice I may land in, with the hope there may be a few clumps left I can chip from, to calm the fire water from the Duck blokes bottle store. Despite my doubt's regarding your trajectorial stolidity I wish you the best for the gig and I shall catch it on my short wave reciever when it arives in the Boo sector.

19-02-2004, 14:26

Those with Sky TV would have seen Mr T (sucka) appearing post-This Life and pre-Crossroads in the poor man's Footballer's Wives that is Dream Team

or should that be the other way round?

Godshole · 21-02-2004, 05:03

Ouch! I give in the drugs don't work! Hmm shhhhhh Any one? Ha Mostly? 40,000,000,0leagues over the fridge?. Turn the sun down as you are? My rivers only have mud in them. Bad mud.

delboy · 21-02-2004, 12:56

has anyone else noticed that tinita tikaram's brother looks like one of them from the black eyed peas?

or is it just me being crap?

bryn · 21-02-2004, 16:50

U bein crap

Lester Burnham · 22-02-2004, 23:15

Mud?
Sounds exotic...I'm kneeling over my face with sheer delight. Pass me the pot noodle... DIRTY BASTARDS! Play with Cliff Richard's Mars Bar.

That'll keep your cockles warm, Love.

Godshole · 23-02-2004, 01:24

Dear Lester, This mud is bad because it carries a good 100 years worth ( an' some, says a voice from the past) of Toxic shite, disease, effluent and downright bad feeling. To the extent that one cannot eat what one catches int' local river. Cockles my dear heart are sea fairing beasts, if they were this far inland I would be in a boat. Probably made of Bannana skins sewn together.

You are now qualified to listen to your own hard drives.

Lester Burnham · 24-02-2004, 00:05

Dear God of mudholes,

Your toxins will do you no good on this planet, for the ground is of mallow, thus your mud in mallow too. My knees are now shaking in ecstacy in the thought of muddier mallow. I want Cliff Richard to be run over by a red double-decker backed with pensioners.

Banana mallow is an idiotic scheme. Who let you set your rocket down here? It's not tight enough.

I'm drowning in orange cockles in a sea of silver ribbons.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! I hate seagulls.

I love you now and always with all my heart.

- Miss Lester Burnham xXxXx

PS: Let's set the marriage date for next week.