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you saying leopard print isn't stylish?

[Lester Burnham]

True leapord print is stylish...

But batfink... so sleek...

[jimr]

caveman all the way, spaceghost would poke all their eyes out though.

[delboy]

the thing about captain caveman (or 'cavey' as that blonde bint who looked suspiciously like lester burnham affectionately called him) is hard as he is (and he is a damn tough wee fellow) he always gave the oppostion a distinct advantage by spending at least 10 seconds putting his club and the air and shouting 'CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTAAA AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM MMMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!' at the top of his voice. a more clever villian would have used this valuable time to either a) make a quick getaway or b) punch the clueless tosser in the face whilst he was doing said act of shouting.

but he still gets my vote for he was pretty cool for a primative fellow and the others are crap especially godzuki, what the point of that????

[soundian]

Where's the draw option. Captain caveman could easily take care of Drederick and God(awful)zuki but remember, Batfinks wings are like a shield of steel. Batfink on his own wouldn't be enough to take out captain caveman: stalemate.

[patrick boo]

I thinkyou've all forgotten one factor - timeframes....

Captain Caveman was around about 25 years ago. However, as he's from the Stone Age it probably won't make much difference. Batfink, well, who knows the physiology of a large bat with steel wings (tip for those fighting the Fink, get some rubber bullets, aim them at the floor and bounce them up under his wings), so that's an unknown. Drederick could be a force for a while to come, see George Foreman, Joe Bugner to a lesser extent... but Godzuki - ahhh... now the poor wee thing was a bit pathetic, but did you see his Mum? Factor in the 20-25 years between then and now and you will probably have one hard bastard, perhaps now able to breathe fire or use those laserbeam eyes. Why he's probably out terrorizing some Japanes city as we speak....

[delboy]

it was always the difference in size between godzilla and godzuki i couldn't get me head round and the fact that godzuki did little for the plot lines and you were left wondering why the useless little shit was there in the first place.

now dont get me started on scrappy do.....

[soundian]

Originally posted by patrick boo:
I thinkyou've all forgotten one factor - timeframes....

Captain Caveman was around about 25 years ago. However, as he's from the Stone Age it probably won't make much difference. Batfink, well, who knows the physiology of a large bat with steel wings (tip for those fighting the Fink, get some rubber bullets, aim them at the floor and bounce them up under his wings), so that's an unknown. Drederick could be a force for a while to come, see George Foreman, Joe Bugner to a lesser extent... but Godzuki - ahhh... now the poor wee thing was a bit pathetic, but did you see his Mum? Factor in the 20-25 years between then and now and you will probably have one hard bastard, perhaps now able to breathe fire or use those laserbeam eyes. Why he's probably out terrorizing some Japanes city as we speak....

How do you know so much about the physiology of unnaturally large lizards with laserbeam eyes. Godzuki might take hundreds of years to mature and could still be running about beeping and generally annoying the fuck out of everyone.

[patrick boo]

I am Jeff Goldblum and I claim my five pounds.

[delboy]

it was the bit in the theme music that got me, all serious and hard-hitting when the song was about godzilla, then suddenly out of no-where it went all lush and lullabyesque when it went 'and Godzuki'

shit too much caffeine has been intaken this morning....