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[patrick boo]

BEST SINGLE
1. Outkast - 'Hey Ya'
2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 'Maps'
3. Rachel Stevens - 'Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex'
4. Coin-Op - 'Southpaw'
5. Girls Aloud - 'No Good Advice'

BEST ALBUM
1. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 'Fever To Tell'
2. Aereogramme - 'Sleep & Release'
3. Isobel Campbell - 'Amorino'
4. Raveonettes - 'Chain Gang Of Love'
5. Nick Cave - 'Nocturama'

BEST LIVE ACT
1. Electrelane
2. Tindersticks
3. Real Shocks
4. Kirby
5. Aereogramme

FILM OF THE YEAR
'Adaptation'

MENSWEAR AWARD FOR SERVICES TO HYPE
The Libertines
(Runnner-up - Kings Of Leon)

CHRISTINA'S NOSE AWARD FOR BEST POP THING OF THE YEAR
The squelchy drumbeat from 'Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex'

'EARTH SONG' AWARD FOR MOST CRINGEWORTHY POP THING OF THE YEAR
Madonna, Missy Elliot and Justin Timberlake - joint award for needlessly sucking corporate porksword and shooting down their own 'cool' images in flames.


Anyone care to add anything or comment on awards, go on then....

[Hogisbald]

Adaptation, one killer film!

[delboy]

best unexpected ruthless due to lack of communication sacking award?

stuart cable of stereophonics

[delboy]

also special award for frontman who looks like dougie vipond of deacon blue - rudi betamax

[Hardcore Mel]

Best "Top 100" TV programme of the year as presented woodenly by a rubbish celeb?
I'd have to go with "Top 100 Heroes and Villains" just for Arnie's sentimental "remember, I was once a little boy from Austria with a dream" conclusion.

[SteveCrisis]

Originally posted by patrick boo:
FILM OF THE YEAR
'Adaptation'

Get's my seal of approval alongside The 25th Hour


BEST READ OF 2003

God Is A Bullet
Never Count Out The Dead
both by Boston Teran

Not forgetting The Dark Tower Volume V: The Wolves Of The Calla by Stephen King

[SteveCrisis]

Originally posted by Hardcore Mel:
Best "Top 100" TV programme of the year as presented woodenly by a rubbish celeb?
I'd have to go with "Top 100 Heroes and Villains" just for Arnie's sentimental "remember, I was once a little boy from Austria with a dream" conclusion.

Had a tear in my eye over that one, or was it because Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck) was voted no. 1?

Not entirley sure.

[betamax]

c'est le nominations pour moi

BEST SINGLES:
Hey Ya - Outkast
Fight Test - Flaming Lips
State of Mind - Holly Valance
Date with the Night - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Train - Goldfrapp

BEST ALBUMS:
The Love Below - Outkast
Project 1950 - Misfits
Fever to Tell - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Absolution - Muse
Chain Gang of Love - Ravonettes

BEST LIVE BAND:
Buzzcocks

MOST HORRIBLE MUSIC AWARDS:
The Darkness
Elbow
Fame Academy Pete
Kings of Leon
Kylie
The Strokes
Starsailor
Britney Spears

BEST REVIVAL
Killing Joke

WORST REVIVAL
Duran Duran (sorry Lester darling...but they are disgusting in those frilly blouses and all that hairspray)

MOST HANDSOME MAN WITH A BEARD
Wayne of the Flaming Lips

MOST HANDSOME WOMAN IN A UNIFORM WITH A THEREMIN
Allison Goldfrapp

ETC...

[Lester Burnham]

Did I see an insult to Duran Duran?????

I'm enraged, my hair grows multicoloured with anger... oh wait it already is multicoloured... hrmmm.

Well Betamax, your forgiven... but only because you're young and naive... and dont understand how important frilly shirts are to the integrity of "Planet Earth".

*chuckle chuckle, did you see what I did there? ho ho ho... I need to get out more.

[betamax]

Originally posted by Lester Burnham:
Did I see an insult to Duran Duran?????

I'm enraged, my hair grows multicoloured with anger... oh wait it already is multicoloured... hrmmm.

Well Betamax, your forgiven... but only because you're young and naive... and dont understand how important frilly shirts are to the integrity of "Planet Earth".

*chuckle chuckle, did you see what I did there? ho ho ho... I need to get out more.

actually you know you are right ...my offical mental age is only 8 and a half according to the statistics

and i suppose they can get away with those fopesque shirts.....ive been ridiculed a lot already for the pink gingham one im sporting 2 day

to quote my dad ''you look like a poof wearing a table cloth''