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[betamax]

you lovely Boo stars will be pleased to know that are not playing any xmas gigs

so we wont be playing at Drummonds this friday as advertised

this is because the batteries have ran out in our Casio VL-Tone

and the new ones with the special 3D japanese writing on the side have to be specially imported

but dont worry shocksters and shockettes of the whirled

the future of disposable micro pop is safe with us

and we will return to the live arena in the neu year starting in Glasgow in February and other scottish dates before we jet-off to the states to annoy the Americans and get ourselves shot in the head as many times as possible.....should be quite easy really

christmas head fucks

rudi

[Lester Burnham]

Yes yes and my curling tongs are broken.

And no, all those rumours about me having natural curls are untrue! How can anything of mine be natural, tis all fake!!!

Ah yes, but we'll play you a tune of the heart next year... at some point... maybe... if Dan can slot it in between his hair dressing appointments.

Merry Xmas

Toxic Kisses

- Candi x