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[delboy]

what does jade goody actually do??? i've often wondered this...

[Wendy Moon]

She makes us all feel better about ourselves. We can see her on the TV and think, 'no matter how thick I sometimes am, I will never be THAT thick'.

[delboy]

Originally Posted by Wendy Moon

She makes us all feel better about ourselves. We can see her on the TV and think, 'no matter how thick I sometimes am, I will never be THAT thick'.

a-ha! thats why she's there, of course!!!! it works though when i compare myself to goody i feel have the mind of stephen hawkin!

*not that i spent endless hours comparing myself to jade goody...*

according to wikipedia jade goody is a british reality television celebrity!

[SteveCrisis]

Originally Posted by betamax

New uncurable diseases
Documewntaries about fat kids

I hoped to be less pedantic in 2007 but to no avail.

Incurable not uncurable.

And I can appreciate the typo in "Documewntaries"

[betamax]

Originally Posted by Wendy Moon

She makes us all feel better about ourselves. We can see her on the TV and think, 'no matter how thick I sometimes am, I will never be THAT thick'.

She actually brings out the latent SS tendancies in me. I find myself wanting to systematically eradicate her and all of her kind (Gas chambers probably). Which makes me feel actually quite shamed... But theres no denying the world would be a better place without them.... Oh God, thats making me feel bad.....
White on White racism, now theres a fun discussion.

[SteveCrisis]

Originally Posted by delboy

a-ha! thats why she's there, of course!!!! it works though when i compare myself to goody i feel have the mind of stephen hawkin!

And now on it's Equinox presented by Jade Goody focusing on anti-matter and nano technology and the future development of self-replicating, sentient machinery.

Hey. Anything's feasible.

[betamax]

Originally Posted by SteveCrisis

And I can appreciate the typo in "Documewntaries"

Thankyou, thats some of my best work.

[SteveCrisis]

Originally Posted by betamax

She actually brings out the latent SS tendancies in me. I find myself wanting to systematically eradicate her and all of her kind (Gas chambers probably). Which makes me feel actually quite shamed... But theres no denying the world would be a better place without them.... Oh God, thats making me feel bad.....
White on White racism, now theres a fun discussion.

She's not the only over-exposed person I feel that way about.

I think the next Big Brother, if the plug isn't pulled, should have a mix of those purely desperate for their chance at being on telly and those Z-listers wanting their careers kick-started. Instead of evicting the person with the majority of the public vote for them to be interviewed by Davina, they should be called to the diary room and the method of executioon is then decided by the surviving housemates.

Now that's what I would call Reality TV

[betamax]

Originally Posted by SteveCrisis

She's not the only over-exposed person I feel that way about.

I think the next Big Brother, if the plug isn't pulled, should have a mix of those purely desperate for their chance at being on telly and those Z-listers wanting their careers kick-started. Instead of evicting the person with the majority of the public vote for them to be interviewed by Davina, they should be called to the diary room and the method of executioon is then decided by the surviving housemates.

Now that's what I would call Reality TV

I would prefer to simply single out the ignorant fuckers like Jade and the rest for justifiable genocide. No need to screen it. Just do it.
Im not against anyone acting like a twat on TV tho. Thats what TV is for really. A sedative. But when it gets used as a platform for the opinions of the thickest bastards walking the earth it crosses the line with me like. It only highlights the need to remove them from the domain of the living. Processing them into Cat food is another option, that I would like to see the Government consider.

[delboy]

hmmm an interesting concept 'jade goody cat food' 8 out of 10 twats said their cats preferred it.