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[patrick boo]

This was a regular feature on planetboo.co.uk but we had to ditch it due to problematika teknikale. So, resurrected here it is yes. The first in the series is one which will cause much debatings, I'm sure.

Who is the queen of pop? Hmmm... Now obviously we all know the crown sits atop the beautiful head of Betty Boo, but lets say the current queen... who deserves the cheap tin crown at the moment for queen of the charts?

[betamax]

is Madonna still dead or just too vintage/retro?

i saw her on bargain hunt i think

they made a tidy profit as they picked her up from a carboot sale for a 240 quid

and christina's perfect nose is surely as false as her fake vagina* is it not?


*as seen on the that video where shes fighting in sweaty hot pants....use freeze frame and binoculars

Christina gets my vote for stooping to new highs of sexual imagery...on the other hand:





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WHAT A GIRL WANTS?: ” Possibly a “cheeseburger with chili curly fries!” This is what Christina Aguilera looks like without makeup. Part Irish, part Spanish, this hot potatoe tamale has pulled the wool over our eyes for the last time. Is it my imagination or does she look like the late great Sam Kinison? The truth is a sad thing…

[patrick boo]

I decided to exclude Madge from the pop queen contest as she now has her eyes on being the actual queen of Hingerland. Get orf moi land!

[M.A.R.T]

well id go for one of the girls in the hazzards.

is debbie gibson too retro?

how about this for a poll:

"who would win in a fight between tiffani and debbie gibson?"

i guess we all know that tiffani would win because she was trailorparkwize!

[patrick boo]

Tiffany covered the great Tommy James & The Shondells, so rocknroll cred for a start - plus you'd never find her in a West End Musical. Raar.

[patrick boo]

You see, this proves my point! What a nose! I'm saving up for an Aguilera meself.
Also, did you know that without slap our Chris is an inch thinner all over? And two stone lighter.

[M.A.R.T]

buuuuut....electric youth has turbo outrun stylee basslines!

[patrick boo]

Well, I must say you talk a good fight, but she goin' down meester. Hey, my cat isn't called Debbie Gibson, is it? And there's no film called 'Breakfast At Debbie Gibson's', is there? Although I'd like to see it, nonetheless.

[M.A.R.T]

very good my friend.

but debbie gibson writes her own songs!

and debbie gibson bears an amazing resemblance to becky from roseanne.

and although tiffany did recently pose for playboy.

i feel this is something the electric youth wouldnt subscribe to so she gets no cred for it.