Boopoll Of The Week (109)

[patrick boo]

I am reliably informed that there are a couple of weeks left to go in 'X Factor', so a couple of weeks until we know what pile of sappy shite will be the Christmas number one. With the curvature of fame involved in reality shows now so steep due to their saturation, the zero will be hero until around the 2nd of January when zero status will duly befall them once more. Do they keep jobs open at McDonalds for six weeks?

[SteveCrisis]

All X Factor contestants (winners and losers of the finals, and all participants - pants being the emphasised syllable) should be lined up against a wall and shot. Or, if that's too quick a death, they should all be subjected to torture with implements and devices that were popular in the Middle Ages.

Then the panelists, judges, audience (both studio and home), crew and sponsors should then be forced to bite down on cyanide capsules, and hopefully that will be the lesson learned.

Will my dream ever become reality?

[delboy]

i'm going on x factor next year and insist i 'sing' one of my own songs just to piss cowell off.

i think michelle mcmanus should win. is it shot c cliff thorburn?

[Sam the Eagle]

cough. it's no come dancing now is it.

[betamax]

I think its an extremely funny program not to be taken seriously....its called ''Retarded Factor'' in our house and we enjoy laughing at its retardedness and the retards that perform/cry/winge/spazz out etc. The audiences seem pretty retarded too. Especially the fucked up mams and dads.

Watching X Factor therefor makes us feel smug to know that there are people much more retarded and fucked up than ourselves, a bit like Noels House Party.....we used to call that ''Noels Cunt Party'' btw

Also on another positive note The X factor completely ruins Cliff Richards' chance of being xmas No1 (unless he entered X factor and subsequently won it, but I not so sure he would get very far, given that sucking Simon Cowells pen 15 is probably a pre requisite for progressing through to the next round...Cliff is a vegan apparently)

One very worrying trend that has emerged in this series however, the contestant Leona can actually sing properly therefor breaking the rules of the competition and ruining it for everybody else

Myra will prob enter next year after she gets out, Ive already applied to be her agent

[empty-words]

Myra Hindley HAHAHAHAHAHA
i dunno why but i found that soooo funny.

[delboy]

i tell you what cracks me up is that the plastic surgery obsessed wife of a has been junkie rocker is qualified to judge the nations favourite kareoke contest.

[Old Gold]

Originally Posted by betamax

Myra will prob enter next year after she gets out, Ive already applied to be her agent

Out of where? Hell?

[patrick boo]

Originally Posted by delboy

i tell you what cracks me up is that the plastic surgery obsessed wife of a has been junkie rocker is qualified to judge the nations favourite kareoke contest.

Come on, our Shazza is a woman of the people. She shops at Asda and still plays bingo with her mates. She is also the least annoying person in Sharon Osbourne.

[delboy]

Originally Posted by patrick boo

Come on, our Shazza is a woman of the people. She shops at Asda and still plays bingo with her mates. She is also the least annoying person in Sharon Osbourne.

shit mr boo sir, i forgot about the asda ads! yep she sure showed herself a housewife of the people!!! i heard a rumour that she even wipes her own arse with special gold plated asda bog roll!