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[betamax]

Originally Posted by delboy

i tell you what cracks me up is that the plastic surgery obsessed wife of a has been junkie rocker is qualified to judge the nations favourite kareoke contest.

the gibbering hag is most definately using the same delusional drug cocktail as her husband explaining why he nevr realised he was a shit singer in a shit band and why she insists that shit acts are wonderful

Id love it if she missed her prescription one week, so when Cowell goes ''well Im afraid to say that was a well below average performance from a well below average singer'' she chips in with ''no Simon, I will have to disagree with you there, what we have just witnessed was worse than shit''

[patrick boo]

I've just see that wee boy who wanted to be a priest in 'Brookside' on the news - apparently he is in the final - the sympathy vote as he is obviously suffering from Gary Coleman syndrome (look, I dunno the medical terminology, OK?). I'd vote for him if he looked into camera and said 'What you talkin' bout, Willis?, our kid?' then stuck his bottom lip out. However, this would have to be followed by Shazza launching a tirade at him that ended in, 'I'd rather drown face down in a bath of Steve Brookstein's three week old spunk than listen to another three minutes of your pisspoor braying.'

Originally Posted by patrick boo

I've just see that wee boy who wanted to be a priest in 'Brookside' on the news - apparently he is in the final - the sympathy vote as he is obviously suffering from Gary Coleman syndrome (look, I dunno the medical terminology, OK?). I'd vote for him if he looked into camera and said 'What you talkin' bout, Willis?, our kid?' then stuck his bottom lip out. However, this would have to be followed by Shazza launching a tirade at him that ended in, 'I'd rather drown face down in a bath of Steve Brookstein's three week old spunk than listen to another three minutes of your pisspoor braying.'

Let's throw in the fact he looks like Eddie Munster too.

[delboy]

i think its high time that serious wealth of talent steve brookstein was back in the pop charts where he truly belongs.

[Jan Deal]

Originally Posted by delboy

i think its high time that serious wealth of talent steve brookstein was back in the pop charts where he truly belongs.

Chico shits all over that sub pub singer bastard, and I have the video evidence (maybe).

And on the topic of Ray, am I the only one who thinks that he possibly might be the anti Christ?

[delboy]

Originally Posted by Jan Deal

Chico shits all over that sub pub singer bastard, and I have the video evidence (maybe).

chico played a gig at the abbey stadium last summer and sported the current cambridge united home shirt on stage, that takes some guts! respect!

[AndyB]

I think he will win the most money because he always does.

Andy