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smells of poo

[Lester Burnham]

Do you have evidence for such an accusation???

huh huh huh???

I think my aroma closer resembles ice cream... straight from the freezer.

acually, i do, cos i ran into Patrick Boo last saturday, and he really smelled of dead animals

[Lester Burnham]

That can't be right... he lives in the hills... and only emerged on Monday to meet us at the BBC...

Lies!

Though... if you were lurking around the hills... I blame Daisy the shitter cow... it was obviously her fault, thus making Mr Boo and innocent man.

He wears pink tshirts, men who smell of poo don't wear pink.

yeah right(!)

[Lester Burnham]

tis true.

have you ever met a man who wears pink who smells of poo? (asides these alligations against Monsier Boo)

[Godshole]

I agree!
For free!
All this talk of Poo
Is making me blue!

And red,
An angry RED,

Such acusations,
Against The BOO,
The Boo smells of poo?
How DARE you!!!!?

Now I am Purple!
Because of YOU!
You sycophant freak!
Cease this typographical leak!

Look at you,
Talking of Boo!
What´s with the
dirt on your Shoe?

You say it´s made you blue.
You don´t even have a clue!
It´s true.
Now you say you turn red.
What is wrong with your head?
Full of lead?
Now look, he´s purple!
What´s there to say?
Your butt is purple.

It´s not my leak that needs a fix
You need something better,
Let me know by half-past six.

[Godshole]

I tire of this tripe.

I'm going outside to clean my thruster ports.

I may be gone some time.

[Hogisbald]

Mr Boo,
His site is cool and "NU"
I need the loo
so fuck you
Mr poo
and your didgeredoo
oh dear phew
Im right on queue
To be asque
and right the noooo
So as I flew
with my crew
I love the colours and hue
and the kangaroo
which drinks Iron Bru
Which is orange and blue
Although I dont have a clue
about who?
my white canoe!