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[drunkenmonkey]

last friday i was working on windmill brae when i saw a bouncer from henry js throw out a pisshead who then stood and called out the bouncer for a fight. for fifteen minutes this guy continued to block traffic, kick passing cars and threaten people and still there was no radio call for a cop car to come down to pick him up. the bouncer then grabbed the guy wrenched his arm so far up his back his left hand was touching the right side of his nose, dragged him to the alleyway between moshulu and where i work and beat the shit out of him.

real brave considering the drunk was too drunk to defend himself

so i radioed in about what i had just seen. 10 minutes later the bouncer comes upto me and says, and i quote"ever pull a stunt like that again and we'll leave him(the drunk) and come ater you" etc. then some other bouncer came upto me and and said, again i quote," do anything like that again and you'll have worse than him(the first bouncer) to worry about and i'll personaly make sure that you never work another door in aberdeen."

no wonder most people think all bouncers are dickheads with cunts like these who cant do their job properly or are in it for the wrong reasons ie letting underage girls in in exchange for oral sex or simply to abuse their power.

hope the fucker gets fired then charged for assault

Originally posted by drunkenmonkey
last friday i was working on windmill brae when i saw a bouncer from henry js throw out a pisshead who then stood and called out the bouncer for a fight. for fifteen minutes this guy continued to block traffic, kick passing cars and threaten people and still there was no radio call for a cop car to come down to pick him up. the bouncer then grabbed the guy wrenched his arm so far up his back his left hand was touching the right side of his nose, dragged him to the alleyway between moshulu and where i work and beat the shit out of him.

real brave considering the drunk was too drunk to defend himself

so i radioed in about what i had just seen. 10 minutes later the bouncer comes upto me and says, and i quote"ever pull a stunt like that again and we'll leave him(the drunk) and come ater you" etc. then some other bouncer came upto me and and said, again i quote," do anything like that again and you'll have worse than him(the first bouncer) to worry about and i'll personaly make sure that you never work another door in aberdeen."

no wonder most people think all bouncers are dickheads with cunts like these who cant do their job properly or are in it for the wrong reasons ie letting underage girls in in exchange for oral sex or simply to abuse their power.

hope the fucker gets fired then charged for assault

sounds shit

whaT is the qualification u need to be A bouncer nowadays?

[Teabags]

I was speaking to you. it was funny and shocking. all i wanted was my baccy and papers!

[drunkenmonkey]

its all sorted now, my boss knows the pricks boss

he he victory is mine

its just cocks like them give all the good bouncers out there a bad reputation and that really pisses me off

[drunkenmonkey]

you need to have a background check done by the police
then you have to sit four evening courses in fire saftey, drug awareness, first aid and all the moves you need to restrain people

and a spare 120 quid for registration fees and college course fees

[Alvin Starclusk]

Blowjobs for entry you say? How do I get into this racket?

[drunkenmonkey]

Originally posted by Alvin Starclusk
Blowjobs for entry you say? How do I get into this racket?

bare in mind that they'll be from bucked tooth underagers ie -16yrs old

[Alvin Starclusk]

Originally posted by drunkenmonkey
bare in mind that they'll be from bucked tooth underagers ie -16yrs old

When you have the build of a bouncer (if not the strength), you can't afford to be too fussy...

[drunkenmonkey]

good luck on the sex offenders list

[Frosty Jack]

Originally posted by Alvin Starclusk
Blowjobs for entry you say? How do I get into this racket?

Just find a bouncer you think would let you in, then get to work...
Oh.