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[Lester Burnham]

Originally Posted by RossP

IT has only taken 2mins to find some horrible Transformers porn. There are a lot of sad individuals out there!!

There was also a quite comically entitled "Trannyformers: Fella's in disguise!"

If I wasn't at work I'd be conducting a search myself. Sounds hilarious.

Sadly I sit about 6 metres from surfcontrol and my interest in sexy robots would be around my department in a matter of seconds.

*awaits home time*

[Teabags]

ou are always welcome at the club, but we do ask that you adhere to our door policy and house rules. People often ask us how tough it is to get in. We are an exclusive nightclub, and we do expect our clientele to reflect that. Here are a few tips:


* Dress to impress, ok, designer jeans are welcome but trainers, tracksuits, work wear and scruffy dress are a no no.


* Be respectful of our staff and performers


* Don't try getting into the club drunk, or behaving in an inconsiderate manner.


* Enjoy your evening with us but DO NOT drink too much, swear excessively or show aggression as this will only rob you of the pleasure which is in store for you.


* We reserve the right to refuse admission where we deem appropriate.


Follow these simple instructions, and you'll have a great night - remember we want you in our club, not outside! Now you know what you need to do, we hope to see you soon! If you have any further questions, please email us, or telephone the club directly


Hence why when I drunkenly staggered up there form the moorings in an old Crass t-shirt and approached the door saying "fucking Drakes min yas min fucking get in" the bouncers punched me in the face and put me in a bin and invited people to come down from O'Henry's and touch my bum.

[bladeola]

Originally Posted by thurisaz

ou are always welcome at the club, but we do ask that you adhere to our door policy and house rules. People often ask us how tough it is to get in. We are an exclusive nightclub, and we do expect our clientele to reflect that. Here are a few tips:


* Dress to impress, ok, designer jeans are welcome but trainers, tracksuits, work wear and scruffy dress are a no no.


* Be respectful of our staff and performers


* Don't try getting into the club drunk, or behaving in an inconsiderate manner.


* Enjoy your evening with us but DO NOT drink too much, swear excessively or show aggression as this will only rob you of the pleasure which is in store for you.


* We reserve the right to refuse admission where we deem appropriate.


Follow these simple instructions, and you'll have a great night - remember we want you in our club, not outside! Now you know what you need to do, we hope to see you soon! If you have any further questions, please email us, or telephone the club directly


Hence why when I drunkenly staggered up there form the moorings in an old Crass t-shirt and approached the door saying "fucking Drakes min yas min fucking get in" the bouncers punched me in the face and put me in a bin and invited people to come down from O'Henry's and touch my bum.

"Was that a lie?"

[stuartmaxwell]

i love you teabags

[Teabags]

No, it was 100% true.

As true as me having a REAL job.

[Lucky Rathen]

Having a dress code in a strip bar seems a bit rich.

"What do you mean I'm not dressed properly? That tart is walking around with her fanny oot and she's inside."

[Alan Cynic]

Damn clever trick!!!!

(But wouldn't she just disappear?)

[jcstuntboy]

This loon won't even give his grunny something to wear in the club ...
it's sags of boobs i tell thee

Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

If I wasn't at work I'd be conducting a search myself. Sounds hilarious.

Sadly I sit about 6 metres from surfcontrol and my interest in sexy robots would be around my department in a matter of seconds.

*awaits home time*

I bet youre just hoping they dont have "sexy robots" in their filter list, if they do they know now

[Lester Burnham]

True.
Though nothing has been raised to me so it must be safe.