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[Old Gold]

Originally Posted by Biz

I'd expect the support act to be Christina Aguilera flicking her bean and getting up to lesbotic antics with Kylie Minogue,I just wonder how much of the £19.50 will go to fund some arty dance group, the prices are getting rediculously high nowadays.

Oh, that Billy. Always with the cheeky lesbians.

[Biz]

they are mair fun than moaning poofs, or even moaning heteros ,who complain abought the plight of the working man but charge out of his price range, see Oasis and Moz for further details, anyway what I want is value for money and a good perv at some tasty bint playing some sort of wind instrument, ooh, that Candy Dulfer wid dae nicely, but I'll only go as high as £10 if there's a decent support act, and how about some drinks promos tae?

Originally Posted by Biz

what I want is value for money and a good perv at some tasty bint playing some sort of wind instrument,

How about Frøy Aagre?



http://www.offbeat.no/

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by Biz

they are mair fun than moaning poofs, or even moaning heteros ,who complain abought the plight of the working man but charge out of his price range, see Oasis and Moz for further details, anyway what I want is value for money and a good perv at some tasty bint playing some sort of wind instrument, ooh, that Candy Dulfer wid dae nicely, but I'll only go as high as £10 if there's a decent support act, and how about some drinks promos tae?

Moaning is certainly one thing you're an expert on Biz

[Biz]

I am going to be on Mastermind, and my specialist subject will be -
Crap things about Aberdeens Lemon Tree and it's stinky brochure,
I used to go a lot, but it's better value for money going to weegieville or 2 or 3 other local venues instead, mind you, I could speak about all the positive aspects of The Lemon tree - like the great PA and staff and erm ... those pesky addmittance fees and drinks prices keep on clouding my judgement, but it's still better than quite a few of the stickier smellier dens of eniquity that I frequently visit.

http://www.pictureparking.com/pic/41717/mode/M/img.jpg
http://www.pictureparking.com/pic/41718/mode/M/img.jpg

Originally Posted by Biz

I am going to be on Mastermind, and my specialist subject will be -
Crap things about Aberdeens Lemon Tree and it's stinky brochure,
I used to go a lot, but it's better value for money going to weegieville or 2 or 3 other local venues instead, mind you, I could speak about all the positive aspects of The Lemon tree - like the great PA and staff and erm ... those pesky addmittance fees and drinks prices keep on clouding my judgement, but it's still better than quite a few of the stickier smellier dens of eniquity that I frequently visit.

http://www.pictureparking.com/pic/41717/mode/M/img.jpg
http://www.pictureparking.com/pic/41718/mode/M/img.jpg

The pillars are the worst thing about The Lemon Tree IMO.

[Biz]

the pillars are a great place to rest your drink, and handy navigational tools, and great leaning posts when intoxicated .
My favourite numero uno is at stage right just in front of the PA.
The penultimate place goes to the one next to the DJ bit up the back.
And last but not least - the one at the top of the steps to the left hand side facing the stage.
Ahh good auld pillars, I telt ye there were some positives tae be found.

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by Biz

the pillars are a great place to rest your drink, and handy navigational tools, and great leaning posts when intoxicated .
My favourite numero uno is at stage right just in front of the PA.
The penultimate place goes to the one next to the DJ bit up the back.
And last but not least - the one at the top of the steps to the left hand side facing the stage.
Ahh good auld pillars, I telt ye there were some positives tae be found.

I take it back - anyone who can find positives about the pillars can't be described as a moaner, and that's an impressive collection of tickets you've got there.

Not much we can do about the pillars I'm afraid (short of moving elsewhere), nor the smell of the brochure (which I actually like - fresh print - ink and chemicals - mmm,MMM).

Perhaps your mastermind subject should be racy lesbian fantasys Biz - some pretty risque stuff you've been posting there - I reckon Billy Bragg would be black afronted. I hope my Mum doesn't read this thread.

[Biz]

We'll see
http://www.myspace.com/billybragg

[Graeme]

Originally Posted by Biz

We'll see
http://www.myspace.com/billybragg

My Space has so many advantages!