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Come on Dave, you've got to clamp down on the trouble makers here.

[Toasty]

Hagagagagaga Pussy ....... it's better to KO outside your shed than in a bathroom especially a disgutsting bathroom coervered in puke.

[Bass Cadet]

Originally Posted by reject_monkey

Is that possible?

I've got a bedroom carpet that will testify to the evils of Jagermeister

[Snowball]

It's probably odd that instead of being grossed out at the puke, I wondered to myself why you'd need a phone book in the bathroom...

[Gumpy]

his reaction was along the lines of "FUCK. FUCKING BITCH, BINT, CUNT!".....but he saw the funny side of it

[Camie]

Originally Posted by Snowball

It's probably odd that instead of being grossed out at the puke, I wondered to myself why you'd need a phone book in the bathroom...

Essential reading material for those extra long shits.

[psydoll]

Or you could have a PS2 in the bathroom like us

[Afro Droid]

That's fucking genius, but potentially lethal I guess. It does combine two of my favourite activities though....

[Teabags]

Originally Posted by psydoll

Or you could have a PS2 in the bathroom like us

thats a fucking lie. ive been to your hoose.

[Flash@TMB]

This really isn't good enough. You have an unconcious person and a camera to hand, and yet you have totally failed to capitalise on the situation. Here's a story that should serve as an example:

One day a group of lads were in the bar indulging in a heavy drinking session. One of their party passed out. The others approached the bar and asked me for a shot of Coconut Cream liquer. They took the shot and dabbed the cream all over their mates sleeping face. Then they whipped out their private parts, and used the victims phone to take close up shots of their tackle dangling in front of his cream covered face. Then they returned his phone to his pocket and wiped off the cream. Class.