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[Dave]

Originally Posted by psydoll

Maybe there could be little fridges in the DJ booth to sell booze to people from

"Where's Me Jumper and 2 bottles of Millers please!"

From the Evening Express, Monday the somethingth, sometime in the future;

"A riot broke out at a popular Aberdeen nightspot on Saturday night as two men claiming to be "disc jockeys" ingested their own bodyweight in bottled lager. The two men, currently under police guard in Aberdeen Royal Infirmary, sparked the disturbance by throwing their empty bottles at various members of the audience.

"It wiz awfa, min" said one young man wearing a Stone Roses t-shirt. "Ah ken the music's shite noo, but ah didnae expect tae get glessed jist fur askin' fur a song, ken?"

Management at Triple Kirks refused to comment, stating only that they "couldn't blame them, really""

Adam, really...

[psydoll]

"Aye 'at fucking goth pure belted me wi' a bottle!"

It'd make much better reading than that guy yesterday moaning that he didn't get Billy Connolly tickets...

[Dave]

Can I just point out, at this stage, that neither of us are going to start playing "hit the baseball cap" anywhere except in our fevered imaginations. The result of extreme drunkeness in the DJ booth would probably just be unconsciousness, preceded by a bout of extreme eclecticism on the decks. We're sensible chaps really...

[belladonnaleaves]

Originally Posted by Demon Cleaner

It's bizarre that anyone would want to play his wasteful solo output.

Dearie me, pickin on jame's iha for no apparent reason were we? Too busy searchin for richey manic's corpse so you can lick his balls eh?

Oh and, also, everyone should check out the track billy corgan wrote for the movie "spun", its a nice wee ditty and you don't have to listen to his fantabulous whine cuz i think its dave from slint singin it.

Cheerie bye

[Larsen B]

Originally Posted by belladonnaleaves

Dearie me, pickin on jame's iha for no apparent reason were we? Too busy searchin for richey manic's corpse so you can lick his balls eh?

Oh and, also, everyone should check out the track billy corgan wrote for the movie "spun", its a nice wee ditty and you don't have to listen to his fantabulous whine cuz i think its dave from slint singin it.

Cheerie bye

Haha that was funny but James Iha's solo output is pish. And i like Billy's whine.

[NARC]

But i told you, he's selling chips with jim morrison in hammersmith. Why won't people listen??

[Larsen B]

Cos we're too busy cringing at the repetition of that horrible joke.

[NARC]

yes a joke more horrible than licking a missing man's balls. I get it

[psydoll]

Stop sullying the playlist with this horrible talk!

Start suggesting ridiculous songs for this weekend instead

[NARC]

I suggested PDA already. Hmm what about This is Radio Clash