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[Paulscoconutass]

Still got to perfect a nice, catchy breakdown but so far, so good.

I was wonderin’ down and up this town
without seeing a thing or hearing a sound
when from out of my bum came a rat-ta-tat
I know I don’t want to be caught with that
So i slide, and i hide down the side of a street
Where i can’t hear a thing, ‘cept my fumbling feet
then it comes down my tube but i don’t want to share it,
but i have to bear it.

Chorus
There aint nothing sorer, than an itchy but-hole
Can’t do anything about it, unless you wanna look like you’ve gone wrong
There aint nothing sorer, than an itchy but-hole
But when you’re in the shower, you can itch for at least an hour
’til the water turns cold.

So i go, to get cream for my anal thrush
The last thing i want’s another bum rush.
Walkin like, i’ve messed my whities
And keeping my hands from sctarchin my heinie
Preperation H is the order of the week
I slam a whole tube on my dawsons creek
Ice flow, nowhere to go!!!
Relief!

We'll be playing this at fridays gig along with our new song about domestic abuse featuring all your favourite quotes from the HEBS adverts.

[Adam Easy Wishes]

Lovely.

(Eight characters.)

[StewCat]

shite with a capital 'O'

"sleeendeeeeeeeeeed!"

[Bowl O' Alpen]

I feel a "Best Songwriter" award coming any century now. It's almost as good as 5ive's classic line "ain't got no manners cos i eat with my fingers". Almost...

[PrincessHolly]

Ice flow! Nowhere to go! Genius!