The Onion Terror Mobile Phone Non-Appreciation Thread

[NARC]

Paulscoconutass' mobile is really a spellchecker/foreign currency converter. Discuss.

[Paulscoconutass]

My phone could kill your phone in a phight. It's the easiest phone in the world to text, even when i'm the drunkest i've ever been my txt's are still 99% coherent... it's also handy for a weapon, a paper weight, 'bulge', confusing people, attracting drunks and so on.

[PrincessHolly]

"Does it have predictive text?"

"Does your phone read your messages to you?"

[NARC]

I'd rather have mine for sheer black, sleek sexiness...

[PrincessHolly]

Originally Posted by Paulscoconutass

It's the easiest phone in the world to text, even when i'm the drunkest i've ever been my txt's are still 99% coherent.

Ahem.

1. "Freezing cold slegsa, no chance of a fatat 3, way lol... fgay. have fun in bed, don't think of me too much, lol lol lol l ll lol wax lol. slipknot. Ruff. XX"

2. "I'm home.. noo rapige will hapen inles thencers here' tehn i'm doomed like a mr doomed"

Pwned

[NARC]

Rapige hahahahahahhaha

Scene points ahoy!

[PrincessHolly]

For me or him? You'd have never known about it if it wasn't for me?

[New Found Power]

Might I add:

"Dunn oo like, s'psed t b ging to fay cluibs like esapioonage and liwued and prioery...spelluyung is attorcious...meh.. easy rake it!!"

and

"Judt, nt feeluing too hot like but bn frinking since aboot 4pm...might be at the flyueng circus laterr...."

[PrincessHolly]

He's just a clever boy. The other day I got:

"No way, I'm such a Keiran, everything's green on the way home... bad idea. Sleep tight ms pops. leaves are so green, must do this more.. yum.. yum.Xx"

Perfect spelling - Complete nonsense.

[psydoll]

Originally Posted by PrincessHolly

Perfect spelling - Complete nonsense.

I put it to you that you think you're hot enough to receive such plaudits?

Do you deny it?!