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Old 21-12-2004, 18:56   #1 (permalink)

 
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She had no arms!
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A guy phones the local hospital and yells, `you've gotta send help! My wife's in labour!" The nurse says, `calm down. Is this her first child?' He replies, `no! This is her husband!'

What do you call a woman who can balance four pints of beer on her head? Beatrix.

A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm. He says to the barman: `A pint for me, and one for the road'

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A guy phones the local hospital and yells, `you've gotta send help! My wife's in labour!" The nurse says, `calm down. Is this her first child?' He replies, `no! This is her husband!'
That's an amazing joke
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Old 22-12-2004, 01:31   #4 (permalink)
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Why did the mushroom go to the party? - cos he was a fun-guy

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"

A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder, the bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"




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Old 22-12-2004, 13:43   #5 (permalink)

 
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Why did the monkey fall out of its tree?
................It was dead!

Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
.................It though it was a game!

Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
.................It was tied to the 2nd monkey!
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Old 23-12-2004, 12:51   #6 (permalink)
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I can officially say.....that we all suck...

we need to think of better jokes than them people...
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two guys sitting in a bar......one guy stands up and shouts "I FUCKED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT , I TOOK HER IN THE ASS THEN MADE HER SUCK MY DICK"
The other guy stands up and says "...right dad , i think you have had enough to drink , lets go home..."
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q.Whats 20 Ft Long and stinks of piss?

a.The Queue for a Daniel O Donnell Concert. haha

A spanish fireman came in to work 1 day and said that his wife was having twins. He sais he was goin to call 1 child hose A, and 1 hose B.

Dodo died, dodi died, Di died, Dando died....surely Dido's looking a bit worried


q.Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

a.The ultrasound people.

Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if Blind people were given pointed sticks

thats enough hilarity for 1 day...
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Old 23-12-2004, 19:12   #9 (permalink)
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two guys sitting in a bar......one guy stands up and shouts "I FUCKED YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT , I TOOK HER IN THE ASS THEN MADE HER SUCK MY DICK"
The other guy stands up and says "...right dad , i think you have had enough to drink , lets go home..."

*applauds*...you win!
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A spanish fireman came in to work 1 day and said that his wife was having twins. He sais he was goin to call 1 child hose A, and 1 hose B.

a true legend told me this joke.

his name was gary and he had a cracking set of tits.
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