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[Paulscoconutass]

BGE (Baltimore Gas and Electric) received a call from a customer saying: "My power is out. When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough bucket to remove the deer".

The customer service rep prudently trying to gather helpful information to help diagnose the problem asked, "What deer"? The customer replied " There is a deer on top of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Rd about 1/2 mile west of Perimeter Rd". The customer service rep tried desperately to pull herself together and not laugh in front of the customer and replied, "We will dispatch someone right away to investigate the power outage. Thank you for the call". Upon completion of the call, the customer service rep proceeded to share the funny story with her coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh. Well, low and behold, the serviceman who repaired the problem stopped by the customer service office the following day with the attached pictures.

Sure enough, the poor deer had been hit by a train & landed on top of distribution feeder pole



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A deer jumps off of a bridge and levels a car!!!!@!""!!!


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A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas.
There was no mark on his body, but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system, police said. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things).
It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed, police said. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom.
He was "a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas]," a police representative said.
Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

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Newton, N.C. -- Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

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VANCOUVER (CP) -A man arguing over a love triangle accidently shot himself in the groin, taking off his testicles and part of his penis.
Police said the man was waving a .357 Magnum revolver around during the shouting match early yesterday. But when he stuffed it back in his pants the gun went off.
Police were called to the hospital after the man in his 20s was brought in by friends. Charges are pending against the victim.

[New Found Power]

Originally Posted by Paulscoconutass

VANCOUVER (CP) -A man arguing over a love triangle accidently shot himself in the groin, taking off his testicles and part of his penis.
Police said the man was waving a .357 Magnum revolver around during the shouting match early yesterday. But when he stuffed it back in his pants the gun went off.
Police were called to the hospital after the man in his 20s was brought in by friends. Charges are pending against the victim.

What is it with you and stories about people losing their cocks in hilarious fashion?

[Paulscoconutass]

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Maybe i should check if it's real first....