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29-11-2004, 09:05
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Official: The Worst Film Ivir.
Yesterday i sat down to watch one of the most hyped about films of the year, HERO. To sum it up i'd say it was beautiful-core, but 100% shite. There's more emphasis on how the film looks than any other aspect. I couldn't make it past 30 minutes 'cos it was so pants.
But does it compare to any of the worst films anyone else has seen? Other candidates for myself are Dude, Where's My car? Tomb Raider Under Seige Open Water Anaconda Any more for any more? |
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29-11-2004, 17:42
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How anyone can say Under Siege is the worst film ever I dunno. I mean come on, there's so many worse Seigal films! And none of them have Erika Eliniak in them!
Reign of Fire gets my vote just for being a fraction as cool as it should have been. How it managed to fuck up dragons in the modern day I'll never know.
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29-11-2004, 18:41
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 And as for hero, i just think it's pants. Everything in the film seems to be there for the prupose of being beautiful, almost everything except the actors is CG, nothing regarding the plot is revolutionary, replacing kung-fu with 'wire-fu' is lame, it's not as inventful or as energetic as 'Croutching Tiger'. For me it's just far too over the top and exaggerated... |
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29-11-2004, 22:10
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The first Power Rangers movie was perhaps the most unenjoyable, unenlightened, predictable, irritating sack of peacock shite I have ever had the displeasure and misfortune of enduring in its obscene entireity. (I didn't watch the sequel, natch.)
Too many bad movies to list without staying up late, but that one always sticks out like a beergut. |
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30-11-2004, 13:28
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Dude Where's My Car is brilliant!!!!! I can't believe you don't like it! Paul! Oh my lord! it's fucking ace! you should watch it again, it's funny.
my worst film ever = LAKE PLACID! thank fuck that's over. Oh, no heres another crocodile. and here's another one! phew, it's finished now. oh, no theres another crocodile, but i thought they had killed it! Nope, it's actually the mother of the crocodile. it's dead now thank fuck. oh, no here it is again. shite |
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...not that they're not extremely talented actresses 
