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Old 04-01-2005, 19:23   #21 (permalink)


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Deep Blue Sea was by no means a bad film. LL Cool J and the unexpected death of the film's biggest star just as he's giving the big "come on we can make it" speach were superb.

I have actually remembered what the worst film I have ever seen is.

Surviving the game - starring Ice T. Don't even watch it to se how bad it is, just trust me.
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worst film I have ever seen would have to be...

Any of the Jurassic Park films.

Sure, I loved 'em at first but after reading the two books I realised how ace they could have made the films if they hadn't watered them down for kiddies. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttteeeeeee min.

The third one is exceptionally pants.
OK they were pretty bad but at least it had a very enjoyible bit in the first one where the guys sitting on the toilet and gets eaten by the t-rex, it was pretty funny but worst film i'd have to say is enternal sunshine of a spotless mind, i actually fell asleep in the cinema it was so bad, boy meets girl they fall in love, they fall out they erase the memory of each other and it turns out that it's the second time it's happened absolutly bollocks >.<
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worst film i'd have to say is enternal sunshine of a spotless mind
I'm going to murder you in your sleep. People with a lack of taste such as yours don't deserve to live. Seriously.

Sometimes I really fucking despair for the youth of today. I can understand if you don't like the film, or you don't understand it (it's a film that requires a fair amount of conenctration on the viewer's part) but to call it the worst film ever? Come on. We're talking definitives here, not just mere criticisms.
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Seconded. Eternal Sunshine was great
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I'll also jump straight on the 'Fuck Chris Findlay' bandwagon also by saying that Eternal Sunshine is one of the few films I’ve seen this year that actually made me want to watch it over and over. The concept is nothing short of amazing, the acting, casting, script and general art-side/look of the film are all wickedly above today’s average.

Brilliant Film.
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I'll also jump straight on the 'Fuck Chris Findlay' bandwagon also by saying that Eternal Sunshine is one of the few films I’ve seen this year that actually made me want to watch it over and over. The concept is nothing short of amazing, the acting, casting, script and general art-side/look of the film are all wickedly above today’s average.

Brilliant Film.
i want to see that but haven't yet..
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Why? what was good about it, ok maybe not worst film ever but it was still bad enough.




The butterfly effect kicks ass! now thats a good film.
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I'm going to re-cast my vote for the 'House of flying daggers' because the same director managed to ruin yet another ace story (i say another because i assume hero had a good story to begin with) by turning what could have been a clever take on a romeo+juliet-esqué story into a 2 hour long, bore-a-thon.
I fucking hate this director putting everything second to the way every single frame looks. WOW, the colours are very pretty, the way her dress moves is perfect, the scenery is so vast... WHO CARES!?!?!? He even managed to drag out what could have been short and amazing fight scenes, into pishy yawn-fests. The worst thing was by the time all the ace plot twists made it into the film everyone was half asleep.

I HATED THIS FILM!
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