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[sludge]

Originally Posted by Paulscoconutass

Aye, but how many other Segal films have a stripper that turns into a full-on marine by the end of the film?

And as for hero, i just think it's pants. Everything in the film seems to be there for the prupose of being beautiful, almost everything except the actors is CG, nothing regarding the plot is revolutionary, replacing kung-fu with 'wire-fu' is lame, it's not as inventful or as energetic as 'Croutching Tiger'. For me it's just far too over the top and exaggerated...

suck my panda penis paul. under siege is a great film. hmmm...........kill bill. a woman who once was a hard arse turned gay to open a shitty record shop with her hubby. shot in the head,fucked a few times and she still gets up to take on the crazy12380273490128471209. so if she can do that then the chick from under siege can be a fucking marine!!!!!!!!

and dude wheres me car is an ace film.

dick

call me.

im bored

tits.

panda x

worst film I have ever seen would have to be...

Any of the Jurassic Park films.

Sure, I loved 'em at first but after reading the two books I realised how ace they could have made the films if they hadn't watered them down for kiddies. Sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttteeeeeee min.

The third one is exceptionally pants.

[historicrocker]

Street Fighter... Jurassic Park isn't the worst film you could have seen. Jurassic Park 3 maybe, but the first Jurassic Park? Possibly the best popcorn movies ever... and yes it's a pity the little kids didn't get eaten.

[JJ 10 Easy Wishes]

wow do the kids get eaten in the book? that would have been cool, but the film is about different issues from the book apparently. yes. anyway! hello

[scottST]

i'd agree with Deep Blue Sea being one of the worst. the remake of The Grudge is fucking terrible too......

Jurassic Park rocks!!!

Death Race 2000 is probably the worst film i've ever seen. havent seen it? check it out, its the reason for Carmageddon.

[Pete]

Van Helsing was complete baws. There's a film called Diamond Men that I got ex-rental from Blockbuster that sounded good but ended up being SO badly made and acted. I recently got some film called Six - The Mask Unleashed or something from Blockbuster online what was also COMPLETE pants. Oh, and how could anyone NOT mention Troy?!?!


I like Dude Wheres My Car, I like all the Jurrasic Parks, I like Deep Blue Sea and I like Under Seige. Hm.

[skuzzlebutt]

...this movie is so crap it will empty a theater of even the most avid movie goers in under 45 minutes...

michelle pfeiffers big screen debut....

grease2

..dont ask how i came to see it.....

[Paulscoconutass]

Originally Posted by scottNP

Death Race 2000 is probably the worst film i've ever seen.

Try sucking a fuck from my mouth.... It's one of the best B-movies in the world... EVER!!!


The film endorses the killing of pensioners... (by offering double the points)

How can you say this is a bad film?!?!?!?!?!!?@# - Short Clip

AND it stars David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone, AND has two completely random breast shots, AND about 400 people being run over, AND an axploding baby, AND..


.. endorses bongade!!!!! What more could you want from a film?

[Keilan 303]

The Acid House

Moments of this film are great, and I can't fault the 2nd story, A Soft Touch; Kevin McKidd plays the part really well, and Gary McCormack (ex Exploited bass player) is probably the same off camera, a great psycho path to watch though, in 'Porno' , Begbie has a mate called Larry, and this could very well be that same character, Robert Carlysle did the psycho nutter thing best, but Larry is a pretty mean, believable character all the same.
The 3rd film, title film, is just naff. Ewen Bremner will always be Spud so long as he talks in a edinburgh accent and has a skinhead. The story line is a bit daft, and the acting doesn't bring anything to it at all.

Thats the worst film I've seen in a while anyway, but I don't really watch films, usually cos they end up a disappointment....

[milner]

dude wheres my car has to be up there as the worst film ever made.
Also id put anacoda up there that is so shit, hmm what else, also that manhunt film that was out not long ago what was it called again.....saw or something like that. What a load of pish that was except for the bit with the guy trapped in the barbed wire, that was cool.