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[Paulscoconutass]

Dogs, i didn't even think there were as many in Aberdeen 'til it dawned on me this afternoon. Spending 10 minutes waiting for a bus i saw 3 people walk their dogs, 2 shat on the grass accross the street and only 1 steamy coil was picked up.... Then i thought a little deeper and i was just thinking how crap it would be to be just bred with the purpose of being someones pet, living in 1 house and being walked twice a day. And a few more questions poped up.

Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)?
What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws?
How good does dog food taste?
Would you bite a kids face off?
Would you shag peoples legs / anything?
Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision?
Would you swap it for your life?????

Help me out folks, i've had too much time to think.

Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)? doesn't hurt, they have like special tough skin..
What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws? sleep and eat, perfect life
How good does dog food taste? probably better than those "ocean snacks" you keep raving about
Would you bite a kids face off?hell yes
Would you shag peoples legs / anything?i'll go with no...
Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision?yeh, then everyone would looked tanned
Would you swap it for your life????? yeh, no college

[Paulscoconutass]

Anyone else care to share their opinions on pet-life?

[Rob Karloff]

Originally Posted by Paulscoconutass

Would it not hurt to walk on concrete (paws or no)? Nah, you have pads on yer paws.
What would you do all day? lick your dog-baws? Sleep.
How good does dog food taste? Pretty good, actually. Like cereal with corned beef in it. I had a dog biscuit addiction years ago, some are quite tasty.
Would you bite a kids face off? Maybe. Likely just bare my teeth and growl.
Would you shag peoples legs / anything? Cute lady dogs?
Would it be better seeing everything in brown-o-vision? Probably not.
Would you swap it for your life????? Nah, thanks.

Woof woof.