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[Carrots Gladstone]

Originally Posted by Godzilla Blues

Please tell me that the overflowing toilets/leaks from same to dancefloor below will be fixed....

Or in fact the gents toilets will just get a bit of a makeover. Those toilets are fucking stinking, and always have been!!

(ps. getting Jonesy to fix the plumbing maybe wasn't such a good idea )

[Lucky Rathen]

The toilets are horrible but there's only so much Moshulu can do. They fix them, then immediately somebody goes in, rips of the toilet seat and flushes an entire toilet roll, which causes a flood. Then they fix them again, etc. etc. I propose requesting club goers that if they see someone carrying out this nobbish act, that they kick them in the cock, and then put their cock on the rim of the toilet and smash the seat down on their cock.

[ashhh]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

The toilets are horrible but there's only so much Moshulu can do. They fix them, then immediately somebody goes in, rips of the toilet seat and flushes an entire toilet roll, which causes a flood. Then they fix them again, etc. etc. I propose requesting club goers that if they see someone carrying out this nobbish act, that they kick them in the cock, and then put their cock on the rim of the toilet and smash the seat down on their cock.

and for a lady, substitute cock for tits perhaps?

[Steven Milne]

thats been fixed since last refurb, bar one time when someone decided to kick a cistern in then leave a sink running with paper in the sinkhole - that was a fun night

[Godzilla Blues]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

The toilets are horrible but there's only so much Moshulu can do. They fix them, then immediately somebody goes in, rips of the toilet seat and flushes an entire toilet roll, which causes a flood. Then they fix them again, etc. etc. I propose requesting club goers that if they see someone carrying out this nobbish act, that they kick them in the cock, and then put their cock on the rim of the toilet and smash the seat down on their cock.

While I wholeheartedly agree with this in principle, as you said the toilet seats are invariably missing or unsecure so negating a decent slamming action. So I propose a team effort to lift them up and insert their c*ck in the hand dryer and switch on.

[Carrots Gladstone]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

The toilets are horrible but there's only so much Moshulu can do. They fix them, then immediately somebody goes in, rips of the toilet seat and flushes an entire toilet roll, which causes a flood. Then they fix them again, etc. etc. I propose requesting club goers that if they see someone carrying out this nobbish act, that they kick them in the cock, and then put their cock on the rim of the toilet and smash the seat down on their cock.

Yeah - agree with most of that, though I'm sure the same tiles/panels/whatever have been missing for years (I believe below the sink and below the urinal, though it's been a couple of months since I've been in), which gives the impression they don't give the toilets any attention whatsoever. It also stems from the fact that the place is pretty dingy, and the carpet's minging etc etc.

BUT saying all that, like I said above - I love Moshulu. Favourite venue in Aberdeen.

[Lucky Rathen]

Originally Posted by ashhh

and for a lady, substitute cock for tits perhaps?

Surely the ladies don't carry out such heinous acts of toilet vandalsim?

[Original Spies]

It could mean that if you see a lady dicking about in the gents, you smash her tits in.

[ashhh]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

Surely the ladies don't carry out such heinous acts of toilet vandalsim?

if anything "ladies" are more prone to really fucking gross acts of toilet vandalism. i'm glad i don't really go out and drink any more cause some of the sights in club toilets turned my stomach.

[Original Spies]

Are you sure?
Some men like to just piss on the floor for the sake of it. By piss on the floor, I don't mean miss the bowl a little bit. I mean, all of their piss, going on the floor.

I bet the difference between bogs is like that No Doubt video where the girls toilet is like a palace, and the mens toilet is pretty much like a mens toilet. Fuck, I hate No Doubt.