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[Alan Cynic]

The latest Kitchen Cynics CD is now available to buy from me for a fiver.

It's called 'Cornkisters', and looks a lot more professional, thanks to the good folks at Foyer Music.

[french_disko]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

and looks a lot more professional

Boooo!!!!!! Sell out!!!!!

Is this the end of the Cynics lo-fi era? Are we moving into a new era of professionalism?

It'll be major labels, world tours and cocaine habits next!

oh, and count me in for a copy, Alan!

[kingofdeon]

Right....

Shame on me but i have never heard your stuff.

Sell it to me...i wanna hear it cause everyone seems to rave about ya.

If you can give a sales pitch in 5 words...!

[Graham Knight]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

The latest Kitchen Cynics CD is now available to buy from me for a fiver.

It's called 'Cornkisters', and looks a lot more professional, thanks to the good folks at Foyer Music.

OK SOLD!

How much do I need to give you for a copy of all your releases?

You make the most entertaining posts on this Forum so I expect your music will be equally good - anyone who likes George Formby, Slim Gaillard, and Max Miller is obviously a good person.

I must come and see you perform. When is your next gig?

Can I pay you by Paypal or would you prefer a pile crisp fivers?

[Alan Cynic]

Originally Posted by french_disko

Boooo!!!!!! Sell out!!!!!

Is this the end of the Cynics lo-fi era? Are we moving into a new era of professionalism?

It'll be major labels, world tours and cocaine habits next!

oh, and count me in for a copy, Alan!

Nah...still lo-fi enough to satisfy your needs. I'm doing my usual July/Aug tour of Aberdeen though, which is definitely going to be full of rowie overdoses (and the occasional toke on a white pudding).

[Alan Cynic]

Originally Posted by kingofdeon

Right...

If you can give a sales pitch in 5 words...!

Hmmm.....

"Ageing gadgie's psychy folky jiggery-pokery" (hope the hyphenated bit counts as one word).

[Alan Cynic]

Originally Posted by Graham Knight

OK SOLD!

How much do I need to give you for a copy of all your releases?

You make the most entertaining posts on this Forum so I expect your music will be equally good - anyone who likes George Formby, Slim Gaillard, and Max Miller is obviously a good person.

I must come and see you perform. When is your next gig?

Can I pay you by Paypal or would you prefer a pile crisp fivers?

All my releases would take too long to do...there are over 50 tapes, albums CDs etc The last 5 are pretty decent though! Say 20 quid for thise???? I could drop them off at your shop...I'm up that way about once a week.

I used to be a card-carrying member of the George Formby Society for a few years, and once shook hands with Slim Gaillard during his gig on the Renfrew Ferry. My old dear had a wee fling with Max Miller during the war (apparently got quite a few pairs of stockings out of it!).

(n.b. one of the above isn't true!)

Next gig is at Snafu next Thursday.

I put a few copies of the new one nto One-Up today....should be going for a fiver.

[Graham Knight]

[quote=Alan Cynic;675341]All my releases would take too long to do...there are over 50 tapes, albums CDs etc The last 5 are pretty decent though!

Say 20 quid for thise???? I could drop them off at your shop...I'm up that way about once a week.


OK that's a done deal. Seems like a real bargain. It will be an honour to have a visit from a real personality on this Forum. I'll even take you across the road and buy you a real Italian coffee at Pasta Plus.

Thanks - now go sell some more!

[kingofdeon]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

Hmmm.....

"Ageing gadgie's psychy folky jiggery-pokery" (hope the hyphenated bit counts as one word).

Sold - it was the word Jiggery-pokery which got me...

[Old Gold]

Everyone should buy this cd. It's affy good.