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[Trannyvan]

They tell me that the population of this wonderful litle city is circa 250k. They also reckon that 10% of this is female between the ages of 18 and 40. Of the 25k half are boyband fans. This leaves 12.5k out of which 50% are clubbing fans, 25% metal fans, 20% prefer line dancing and 4% just don't go out at all. This leaves according to my maths just 125 females with any taste at all !!!
Statistics reckon that only a quarter of females can really hold a tune which means that we are left with 31 who can probably sing.

This is so sad.........

So to the 31 women who can sing, Souled Asylum is looking for a kick arse power female lead vocal to join the line up.

Check out www.souledasylum.co.uk

Dipsies, breadheads, dragon chasers et al stay away. You need nowt but talent but need to get on with 18 others who derive no greater pleasure than hearing the Nexo PA power up and rumble to classic dance floor fillers.

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Thanks for tuning in

Mike