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I'm putting together a new band, with a coupl'a familiar Aberdeen faces. We will be amazing - more poppy and heavier than Psycho, with much bigger tunes and a fuckload of attitude.

Therefore we're looking for the following...

Bass player
Boy or girl, preferable over 20 years old, preferably a girl. Must be good. That means GOOD. Must have the right look (sorry, we'll know it when we see it). Must have the stage presence of Sid Vicious crossed with Geri Halliwell. Must be insane yet reliable. Must want to be in biggest band in the world, that is, willing to drop your cosy 'normal' life and get in the back of a van for four months and live everyday like it's your last. Great singing voice a definite bonus. Parties and good times are included in the deal.

Keyboard player
Girl wanted, again preferably over 20. Must be innovative, must be an awesome musician, must have great singing voice. Must wish that they were born 15 years ago so they could've been in the Go-Go's or the Bangles, ambition and commitment essential as stated above. Must be unshamedly glamourous as fuck.

Influences: Bowie, T-Rex, Strapping Young Lad/Devin Townsend, The Wildhearts, The Clash, The Pistols, The Backyard Babies, Steps, Abba, most good-time, poppy, heavy rock n'roll.

Email psychoagogo1@yahoo.com if you think you're right for either job, lest I start looking in Edinburgh and Glasgow.

[soundian]

Committed and talented? Remember this is Aberdeen!

Should be committed is probably as close as you'll get.

You should know better than to crosspost, you naughty boy!

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