Proof that Madonna sucks now.

[Lucky Rathen]

Not only can she not sing in tune any more she can't even lip sync in time to her own song.

YouTube - Madonna: Hung Up [Live, Roseland - New York]

Edit - though apparenty she slipped in a Pantera riff at 4.30 - I wouldn't know, not being a Pantera fan, perhaps someone could confirm.

[doobie]

looks like madonna's flicked through one issue of Total Guitar magazine and picked up a guitar! just show's you can have all the quality gear, a full team of sound engineers and a huge stage but its still up to the player to make a guitar sound good!!

i hear next week she's goin to splice a bad rendition of master of puppets to material girl once she's nailed the riff...... i know as she told me personally when i sold her my boss metal zone.

[Murrr]

Haha, I think that's "A New Level"... could be wrong though, I haven't listened to Pantera in years.

[lovers_spit]

Disastrous

Why turn a mediocre dance song into a fucking awful "rock" song.

Eugh.

[HateEvent]

Originally Posted by Murrr

Haha, I think that's "A New Level"... could be wrong though, I haven't listened to Pantera in years.

You're indeed right, it's "A New Level"

[Diesel]

I'd like to get a machete and hack off those repulsive stringy arms of hers.

And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.

Edit : scrub that first line - I've just come to the bit where she's "impressing" us with her scraping techinique - I like to take the guitar and bash her peroxide head to a pulp instead - she's holding the pick like she's taking a used tampon to the waste bin.

[HateEvent]

Originally Posted by Diesel

I'd like to get a machete and hack off those repulsive stringy arms of hers.

And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.

Edit : scrub that first line - I've just come to the bit where she's "impressing" us with her scraping techinique - I like to take the guitar and bash her peroxide head to a pulp instead - she's holding the pick like she's taking a used tampon to the waste bin.

L O FUCKING L

[Old Gold]

Originally Posted by Diesel

And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.

Slide guitarists and Nick Drake fans everywhere spit out their tea in disgust at your... your... words!

[Stripey]

yeah that is like an xfactor audition or something

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by Old Gold

Slide guitarists and Nick Drake fans everywhere spit out their tea in disgust at your... your... words!

"spit out their tea" - Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!

[bifta23]

i still wid

[lovers_spit]

Originally Posted by Diesel

And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.
.

off topic but


what a load of shit. seriously. a load of shit.

Robert Johnson
Jimmy Page
Keith Richards
Sonic Youth
John Squire
JONI MITCHELL
JIMI HENDRIX
Michael Chapman
...me

Everyone on that list is a non-guitarist yeah?

[HateEvent]

I'll get more the point Diesel was implying:-

"And I think that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist when "utilized" in such an abysmal manner by someone like her to pretend to play something like Pantera!"

Or something like that

[Hogisbald]

Indeed. I would hardly think that Diesel is referring to people like Steve Vai writing a song in an open tune as suddenly incompitent.

Basically an open tuning can be open to abuse by talented fucks who have no chord knowledge.

*on a different subject *

Im listening to a Linkin park song called "Shadow of the day" fucking hell! It is "street with no name" by U2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stripey]

isn't this just her cottoning onto, several years late, the fact that "the kids" aren't down with the 90's studio-pop, music video driven aesthetic anymore and want to see people pretending to play instruments again?

Fuck, it's like watching your mum pretending to be avril lavigne.