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[Jake Wifebeater]

I thought Anal Cunt had the funniest song titles, evidently I was wrong. Recently got a CDr from Australia's Americunt, and here's some of the better song titles:

7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.
11. You're only famous 'cause you got hit in the head with an Americunt tape.
13. Kurt Cobain, dead - Tupac, dead - Die Maynard cunt! Fuck you!
14. Without the enzyme, zymase, converting starch into simple sugars, your yeast is fucked and it will be unleavened bread for all.
16. The fact that you listen to Tool makes you dumb enough for me to need no other reason to kill you.
17. No matter what the reason for you ripping up your arms is, you're still a fucking tosser.
20. So what if every second song I write is about hating Tool, they're fucking shit and I hope they die, and fuck you for giving a shit, you fucking Tool-loving bumjacking cunt (you deserve to die).
24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.
26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.
27. We killed Euronymous, and threatened to kill Varg, so he took the rap for us, because he's a pussy.
38. You listen to Tool because you want to kill yourself, and you listen to Slayer because you want to kill everyone else.
40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro.

[Tubthumper]

Originally Posted by Jake Spike

I thought Anal Cunt had the funniest song titles, evidently I was wrong. Recently got a CDr from Australia's Americunt, and here's some of the better song titles:

7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.
11. You're only famous 'cause you got hit in the head with an Americunt tape.
13. Kurt Cobain, dead - Tupac, dead - Die Maynard cunt! Fuck you!
14. Without the enzyme, zymase, converting starch into simple sugars, your yeast is fucked and it will be unleavened bread for all.
16. The fact that you listen to Tool makes you dumb enough for me to need no other reason to kill you.
17. No matter what the reason for you ripping up your arms is, you're still a fucking tosser.
20. So what if every second song I write is about hating Tool, they're fucking shit and I hope they die, and fuck you for giving a shit, you fucking Tool-loving bumjacking cunt (you deserve to die).
24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.
26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.
27. We killed Euronymous, and threatened to kill Varg, so he took the rap for us, because he's a pussy.
38. You listen to Tool because you want to kill yourself, and you listen to Slayer because you want to kill everyone else.
40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro.

I hope their music is as good as their song titles.

[tom lea]

7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.
40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro.

i think seven is my favourite; just the sheer bluntness of it.

thing is, just from reading the song titles, i figured they would be a grind band who'd just repeat the phrase a couple of times then noise out. are they not like that, or is it just self-reference?

[Jake Wifebeater]

Originally Posted by tom lea

i think seven is my favourite; just the sheer bluntness of it.

thing is, just from reading the song titles, i figured they would be a grind band who'd just repeat the phrase a couple of times then noise out. are they not like that, or is it just self-reference?

A bit of both, it's a really raw noisy grind release. It takes longer to read some of the titles than to listen to the song itself in some cases. I've been thinking of making up some copies to distro.

[Skull Commander]

Best titles ever! The titles alone make me want to hear the tracks.

[Davey_sc]

Bet they're shit.

[lepeep]

I bet the last one : "40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro."

is just a shithouse grind song that repeats that twice...

he he, quality.

[black_matter]

why do they hate tool so much? Thurisaz would not be happy!

[Dan Atom]

Although mildly amusing, they're just like anal cunt song titles but less funny, offensive and not original at all because AC have already done that 50 times on each of their albums.

[Bass Cadet]

Originally Posted by Dan Atom

Although mildly amusing, they're just like anal cunt song titles but less funny, offensive and not original at all because AC have already done that 50 times on each of their albums.

Have you heard them too? Lots of bands sound a bit like each other but it doesn't mean that what they are playing is rubbish, so what gives?
My favourites are:-

24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.
26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.

Especially 26! *pisses pants laughing*