Females on gig fliers... - aberdeen-music

Keilan 303 · 27-01-2006, 09:17

Whats up with this? I notice the last four fliers or so have had female models on the gig fliers.....while this shit sells a load of copies Nuts, FHM and other such fucking trash for the brain dead lager lads, why do these gig fliers need to stoop so low? Is this the new way of getting folk interested in coming to live gigs? What next? Strippers introducing the bands? (Don't anyone go getting any ideas!!!!!

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27-01-2006, 09:26

I think what Kielan is really trying to say is "Why don't any flyers show hot blokes?"

Hogisbald · 27-01-2006, 09:27

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Strippers introducing the bands?

*Reaches for the Yellow Pages*

Paulscoconutass · 27-01-2006, 11:14

Onion T have always wanted to have a stripper dance through one of our sets. Although it'd probably be easier to get a random drunk first...

Jan Deal · 27-01-2006, 11:30

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Originally Posted by DustyDeviada

I think what Kielan is really trying to say is "Why don't any flyers show hot blokes?"

No picture of super buff man would make me want to see a man...

27-01-2006, 11:54

Oh! such is the competitiveness of our local promoters, their imaginations know no bounds when it comes to advertising their engagements.
The level of artistic profesionalism beggars belief.

Scratchi and Scratchi will sign them up!!!

Biz · 27-01-2006, 12:25

pussy,box,bush is there no end to this depravity?
The Fudge ane wi the quine wi the gold dookers on was braw

betamax · 27-01-2006, 15:31

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Originally Posted by Keilan 303

Whats up with this? I notice the last four fliers or so have had female models on the gig fliers.....while this shit sells a load of copies Nuts, FHM and other such fucking trash for the brain dead lager lads, why do these gig fliers need to stoop so low? Is this the new way of getting folk interested in coming to live gigs? What next? Strippers introducing the bands? (Don't anyone go getting any ideas!!!!!

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agree, it does make retarded mens magazines spring to mind

creative genius obviously

its usually to advertise bands consisting of 4 or more very hairy men which is also a touch odd imo

Biz · 27-01-2006, 15:43

Biz · 27-01-2006, 16:58

I left my lovely girlfriend to enter the the military. Being eighteen and homesick, it was a welcome diversion every night to write her and tell her how much I missed her. She went off to college at the same time, and in my naive young mind, I actually believed that she'd come marry me when I got to my permanent duty station. After about five weeks of letter writing with no response, I got a letter from my darling girlfriend. I opened the envelope, which contained a 3x5 inch card and a polaroid. On the card was written "I want to break up!" The polaroid was a tasteful shot of my very drunk sweetheart with another man's p**** in her face. I was humiliated and angry. I had told all my buddies I was going to marry this tramp! After my initial freakout I decided that revenge was in order. I pulled out a pen and wrote on the bottom of the polaroid: Dear Mom and Dad, College is fun! Thanks for all the money! and signed her name. I put it in an envelope, addressed it to her parents’ back home and mailed it the next day. I heard her dad suspended her college credit card and froze her ATM card the next day, and that she was back living at home with them two weeks later.