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[Frosty Jack]

Due to our unremitting, punishing work ethic, We've decided to step out, blinking, under the stage lights for the second time this year, at the Bizathon in Drummonds on Sunday. It will be a cracking gig, despite us playing. Check out this line-up, especially the return of the legendary Mighty Human Generator, founding fathers of the scene as we know it.



We should have some limited edition advance copies of our new ep too...

[soundian]

If you look at the bottom right of the poster, you can see this gig is for old people to get some entertainment.

If you look at the line up , you can see.....

[Frosty Jack]

Originally Posted by soundian

If you look at the bottom right of the poster, you can see this gig is for old people to get some entertainment.

If you look at the line up , you can see.....

True, and we'll do our best, but you're meant to be working, not being entertained...

[Alan Cynic]

I like the way Ian has made his own zimmer frame from broken mike stands....it shows that, despite his advancing years and failing body, his brain still functions!!

*awaits ' old pot calling younger kettle black' reprisal*

Originally Posted by Frosty Jack

So Biz even mixes up upper and lower case letters when he's making flyers...!

[soundian]

Originally Posted by Frosty Jack

True, and we'll do our best, but you're meant to be working, not being entertained...

I'm sure I won't be.

[soundian]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

I like the way Ian has made his own zimmer frame from broken mike stands....it shows that, despite his advancing years and failing body, his brain still functions!!

*awaits ' old pot calling younger kettle black' reprisal*

I've also made a phlegm launching device out of old, broken guitarists and some mic cable.

If you think there's a floater in your pint on Sunday, there probably is.

[Alan Cynic]

Originally Posted by soundian

I've also made a phlegm launching device out of old, broken guitarists and some mic cable.

If you think there's a floater in your pint on Sunday, there probably is.

You could market it as a 'Phlegm Thrower'. I can imagine it looking like a Ghostbusters style backpack.

A floater in my pint??? Yummy!!! It'd be my Gobby Dessert.

[Biz]

Originally Posted by Cowboy Dan

So Biz even mixes up upper and lower case letters when he's making flyers...!

YEAH IT'S the mighty HUMAN Generator and XS RELOCAT,small case for the mighty EVERY time,large case for XS RELOCAT.

[soundian]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

You could market it as a 'Phlegm Thrower'. I can imagine it looking like a Ghostbusters style backpack.

A floater in my pint??? Yummy!!! It'd be my Gobby Dessert.

Or 'Phlegm-o-matic', K-Tel could do the marketing. "The ultimate in phlegm redistribution systems".

Unfortunately it's just an old, broken guitarist tethered to my desk by an old mic cable and trained to spit into other old, broken guitarists pints at my bidding. Nothing as hi-tech as ghostbusters backpacks in Drummonds you know.