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[Emperor Bokassa I]

My heartfelt plea to members of The Beast Wing who may have gained Internet access in some terrible twist of fate is, please don't turn up on Wednesday the 14th disgruntled and hepped up on drugs and proceed to defecate on stage. Just please.

[Thoth]

According to the Daily Mail, inmates of The Beast Wing are actually PERMITTED to have internet access.
It's an OUTRAGE, apparently.

[Comptroller]

Forget Beast Wing for a minute, assholes. What about Bruce Gatsby? The man has devoted a lot of energy to putting this CD out, pick it up! Pick up the pace! NOW!

[Weirzbowski]

Indeed, Gatsby is a legend. A high-powered fusion of folk wisdom and shrewd business sense make Gatsby one of the most respected producers in the industry. I for one desire to shake the meaty slabs of his hands and thank him for allowing all this magic to happen.

[Comptroller]

'Compilation Ultra' is now available in One Up!

15 tracks of exciting music (Vomitus, KLATB, Diuretics, Broken Sunshine, Shark Smell Blood, etc) for just £5!

This is a special time, take advantage of it.

[Emperor Bokassa I]

£5! What a deal!

[Plato the Greek]

Yes it is fantastic value. CDR heaven. Lo-Fi no die. I heard that if you buy the album using 5 £1 notes then the member of staff serving you in One-Up will marry you, so that's an added incentive - unless the said member of staff has paedophile hair and you're a child of course.
Seriously though, watch out.

[Emperor Bokassa I]

Good point.
Owners also need to watch out for the condition of the folded band information sheet. It is printed on very poor, cheap paper and if not given proper treatment could well perish.

[Plato the Greek]

It is indeed a piece of poorly made, but delightful, ephemera. I hope that those who are buying this luxurious package will take good care of their purchases, because these babies are gonna be worth some serious cash in the years to come.

[B. U. C.]

I'm just impressed that all those days spent in the high-tec, Donside-sponsored studios trying to counteract the digital recording equipment (which we serious bands use) was a success. Indeed, it sounds as if most of the more low-fi tracks were recorded in a car park onto a dictaphone. In fact that is analytically placed faux-fuzz intended to give a sound as raw as our heart wounds. If you heard the original, crisp and overprodced rubbish which some of the bands involved originally handed in you would think that we did not care about music anymore. Which we do. We love it. And you.