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[Lucky Rathen]

How many of these shit sandwiches have you seen?

List of films considered the worst - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I didn't think "I Know Who Killed Me" was that bad, it was really just the backlash against Lindsay Lohan that earned it such poor reviews IMO. People just love to see people fail. And I don't remember Showgirls being THAT bad....

Which films would you add and which ones would you remove?

The Postman may have been shit but it wasn't as bad as Waterworld.... and really Batman & Robin should be on there. Awful.

Freddy Got Fingered deserves to be on there twice. It's one of the worst viewing experiences I've ever had.

And I liked Howard The Duck when I was a kid...

[Shaki]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

Freddy Got Fingered deserves to be on there twice. It's one of the worst viewing experiences I've ever had.

Genuinely one of my favourite films ever! I could probably still recite the movie start to finish.

[Lucky Rathen]

I really hated FGF. It has a few funny scenes, the bit when he's playing the piano with the strings tied to his fingers and sausages on the other end, that bit was funny. The bit where he's swinging a stillborn baby around his head by the umbilical cord.... not so funny.

[qzdiablo]

ten years from now "freddy got fingered" will finally attain recognition as a mis-understood masterpiece

[Lucky Rathen]

CNN's Paul Clinton called it "quite simply the worst movie ever released by a major studio in Hollywood history"

Roger Ebert gave the film a rare zero-stars rating and described the film's humor thus:

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels...The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.[3]

...I have to report that this motion picture is arguably the worst piece of cinematic crap I have ever experienced theatrically. Hyperbole, you wonder? I looked through my list of zero-star movies and couldn't find one entry (except the immortal Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras, which was a straight-to-video release) that ranked as more difficult to endure.

That's some pretty harsh reviews right there!

[Jan]

Freddy Got Fingered is a cinematic masterpiece.

"Daddy would you like a sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?"

[Captain America]

I recently re-watched Freddy got Fingered for the first time since i was like 16 and it is truly awesome.

EDIT: also is it wrong that I didn't totally hate The Postman either...

[Shaki]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

That's some pretty harsh reviews right there!

Definitely hinges on your sense of humour.

I love it because Tom Green was given millions of dollars to make a movie and I think he just thought OK, let's make the most ridiculous film ever with this money and see what we can get away with:

Wanking off a horse - check
Swinging new born baby around head with it's umbilical chord whilst a hispanic woman in the opposite bed chants and hits a tambourine whilst being splattered in blood - check
Whacking a disabled woman's legs as hard as possible with a cane to the point where she can "feel a tingle"....as a sexual act - check
The backwards man - check
Slicing open a dead moose's belly, getting inside the moose and flailing about for a minute or two before getting knocked down by a truck - check
The line "well, you could stick it in your bum bum! Put the cheeeeeese in your bum" - check....

The list goes on.

Me and my mate Mike may be the only people to have watched it in its entirety with Tom Green's audio commentary mind you. Are we?

[Surfer_Rosa]

Mac and Me (1988)
The film is about a young boy in a wheelchair, who meets and befriends an alien who has crash landed on earth. The decision to make the film was based on the success of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (the title itself, Mac and Me, comes from the working title for E.T. — E.T. and Me.) and it served as little more than a vehicle to promote Coca-Cola and McDonald's. One scene in the film is a large, impromptu dance-off with the main character MAC the alien (dressed in a teddy bear costume), a football team, Ronald McDonald, and various other people inside and outside of a McDonald's restaurant. The film's cast list states "and Ronald McDonald as Himself." Mac and Me has a rating of 0 on Rotten Tomatoes and Leonard Maltin referred to it as "more like a TV commercial than a movie". Scott Weinberg of eFilmcritic.com called it "Quite possibly one of the worst movies of the past 435 years" and Marjorie Baumgarten of the Austin Chronicle called it a "shameless E.T. knockoff

I used to think I'd just had a weird ET/McDonalds influenced dream when I had memories of Mac and Me from when I was really young. Then I found out it had been a genuine film I'd seen. Brilliant.

[cap'n euan]

Troll 2 is fucking beautiful.