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[Diesel]

Glen or Glenda (1953) - Brillaint, especially the completely incongruous Bela Lugosi intro "Bevare!, Bevare!"
Battlefield Earth (2000) - Worst major sci-fi/action movie ever.
Catwoman (2004) - Even Halle Berry in PVC can't save this mess
The Postman (1997) - An ego trip for the Costmeister. Pish
Spice World (1997) - Seen worse
Showgirls (1995) - Best worst sex scene ever. You MUST see this to believe it
Striptease (1996) - Just awful.

[Original Spies]

I haven't looked at the list, but is The Fast and the Furious on there? A genuinely horrible film that made a gargantuan amount of money that it really didn't warrant, probably written by a bunch of ned's who added the dialogue as a last minute addition once all the ridiculous car and chase scenes were plotted. Storyline was an afterthought, clearly. Bag of shite.

[Elizabeth]

Only seen Spice World from that whole list. Oh dear.

[Cloud]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

I really hated FGF. It has a few funny scenes, the bit when he's playing the piano with the strings tied to his fingers and sausages on the other end, that bit was funny.

That bit had me in tears for about 10 minutes, it's that genuinely funny and ridiculous.

But the rest, as you say, is a bit meh.

[Lonz]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

The Postman may have been shit but it wasn't as bad as Waterworld....

Lies!!

Waterworld is a masterpiece (in comparison to The Postman).

[scottST]

Originally Posted by Lonz

Lies!!

Waterworld is a masterpiece (in comparison to The Postman).

true, but in practice, that's like saying your morning shite smells better than your evening shite

[Lucky Rathen]

Originally Posted by Original Spies

I haven't looked at the list, but is The Fast and the Furious on there? A genuinely horrible film that made a gargantuan amount of money that it really didn't warrant, probably written by a bunch of ned's who added the dialogue as a last minute addition once all the ridiculous car and chase scenes were plotted. Storyline was an afterthought, clearly. Bag of shite.

That's a bit harsh, I really like that film.

The Sweetest Thing should have been on there. Genuinely one of the worst film I've ever seen. It's like when they were writing it they just had a bunch of funny (and I use the word loosely) scenes in mind and no way of connecting them, it's just a series of set-pieces loosely taped together. As a result the film makes almost no sense. Also it has dialogue so bad it could have been written by a dog eating a dictionary and shitting the words out one by one.

[Godzilla Blues]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

The Sweetest Thing should have been on there. Genuinely one of the worst film I've ever seen. It's like when they were writing it they just had a bunch of funny (and I use the word loosely) scenes in mind and no way of connecting them, it's just a series of set-pieces loosely taped together. As a result the film makes almost no sense. Also it has dialogue so bad it could have been written by a dog eating a dictionary and shitting the words out one by one.

Yes I'll go with that assessment, truly one of the worst films I have ever endured, tidy eye candy or not. I can't believe SOMEONE didn't stop and realise what utter crap it was they were making.

I thought 'Freddie Got Fingered' was garbage, watched it after my other half insisted it was wonderful, just didn't see it myself. But then Tom Green veers between hilarious and inane a lot of the time from what I've seen. I did like the thing he did on TV where he had an explicit lesbian love scene painted on the hood of his Dad's car overnight and his Dad refused to drive the car in the morning so went to get a bus and Tom drove the car up to the bus stop in front of loads of folk and started asking 'Dad, why aren't you taking the slut-mobile to work?'

I remember seeing 'Spice World', it was pretty much what you would expect from a film starring the Spice Girls…I wouldn't say it was a bad film per se, just a bad concept, shoe-horning a girl band into a film to take advantage of popularity is never destined for greatness. I don't think it was really planned with adults in mind….other than dirty old men who are happy to watch baby Spice regardless of the dialogue coming out of her mouth.

'Basic Instinct' is quality! Michael Douglas clubbing in a V-neck pullover and calling a lesbian named Roxy Rocky! What's to dislike?

[Afro Droid]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

.. and really Batman & Robin should be on there. Awful.

Agreed. I walked out of the cinema...

[Lester Burnham]

Plan 9 from outer space is brilliant (in a rubbish way). There's a shitting curtain on the "cave hide-out". Ace.