'REAL' mirror in the ladies. I shit you not! - aberdeen-music

Flash@TMB · **'REAL' mirror in the ladies. I shit you not! -** 01-03-2007, 14:46

We have installed a real mirror in the ladies toilets. Plus some additional lighting. There was a slight fuck up with the lighting but that'll be sorted out soon.

We are now a more goth friendly bar.

Biz · **great news -** 01-03-2007, 15:45

any chance of having taps that work in the gents? and lighting that actually lets you see what you are doing would be a bonus, those taps are REALLY shite,

Shaki · 01-03-2007, 16:31

Any chance of having a Nigerian in a tuxedo with a varied selection of colognes to pass you soap and towels for a nominal tip?

Flash@TMB · 01-03-2007, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biz

any chance of having taps that work in the gents?

The taps work fine, you're just not strong enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biz

and lighting that actually lets you see what you are doing would be a bonus

"what you are doing" looks like this:

I would not usually describe seeing one as being "a bonus". Apart from one of the vintage white dog shits they had in the 1970s, that would indeed be worth a bonus pint.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biz

those taps are REALLY shite

No they are REALLY chrome plated diecast metal. Please see above for what shite looks like.

You're from Peterhead. I can tell.

Flash@TMB · 01-03-2007, 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaki

Any chance of having a Nigerian in a tuxedo with a varied selection of colognes to pass you soap and towels for a nominal tip?

Would you settle for someone from Peterhead with a warm tongue and a bag of shortcake?

01-03-2007, 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flash@TMB

We have installed a real mirror in the ladies toilets. Plus some additional lighting. There was a slight fuck up with the lighting but that'll be sorted out soon.

We are now a more goth friendly bar.

fab. last time i was in there i had real bother checking if my eyeliner was gothy enough.

The Kernel Loaf · 01-03-2007, 18:47

The mens taps are shite. Only one of them works, and that is an exaggeration in itself.

01-03-2007, 18:57

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Originally Posted by The Kernel Loaf

The mens taps are shite. Only one of them works, and that is an exaggeration in itself.

personally i like the whole twin peaks vibe going on in the bogs. it's fun.

Diesel · 01-03-2007, 19:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flash@TMB

"what you are doing" looks like this:

I would not usually describe seeing one as being "a bonus". Apart from one of the vintage white dog shits they had in the 1970s, that would indeed be worth a bonus pint.

That's a fair size of a keech - one of yours? the product of a meal at Carmine's maybe?

White Dog Eggs - whatever happened to them? they were big in the 70's, but went the way of neck lumps and facial sideboards.

...and while I'm at it - what do you mean a "Real" mirror in the ladies? Are you suggesting that there was a two-way job in there before with all you water-sports fetishist givin' it laldy, throwing one over the wrist on the other side, eh?, eh?

Floor Tom · 01-03-2007, 21:37

On of my mates did a shite that was much bigger than that when we were out hicking. I even took a photo, unfortunaty the card was stolen from the camera before I could get it on to a computer.
It was proper solid too, he put a rock on it and it didn't squash!!

I would estimate it was 10 to 12 inches long, unfortunatly I did not have a ruler with me

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